No, I just really hate The Eagles.

Any time is a good time for a member of The Eagles to die.

I figured that it was safer to side with H. L. Menckin than assume that a population with bowling on the curriculum could handle more than a Wendy’s menu.

It’s a level of discourse that’s totally inappropriate for children; the nuance required to understand that owning another human being is truly appalling, while also realizing that “owned” human beings might not be miserable 100% of the time is perhaps better suited for a first year university audience.

Yet another reason to not get a gym membership, apart from the $200/yr membership, but we’re banking on you only going three times before deciding that you’d rather sleep in.

He looks like a Tellarite.

He even has the customary green ring around his neck from wearing an electroplated gold chain to demonstrate his affluence.

I wish it was true. The boomers aren’t dying fast enough of natural causes.

“Daddy always wanted a girl. Hi Dad!”

You were raped.

Clandestine jihad is the latest intolerable Muslim activity.

It looks like a 2002 Buick LeSabre.

Is it a running shoe or a vacuum cleaner though?

Your own arguments make your thesis tenuous.

Better yet: Give Texas back to Mexico and see how they fare.

Which idiot are you in?

You’re an idiot who’s pulling “facts” out of his ass. China has more or less occupied the same territory for thousands of years. If they had expansionist goals, they could have overrun Eurasia at any time in the last 5,000 years (up until the mid-18th Century) with almost no resistance, and had the population to hold…

People, duh. At least, I think. They resemble people anyway.

Give it a few months.

There’s a reason why Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are all Abrahamic religions.