@bboston88: (god, why do I know this?) she had her wisdom teeth taken out after she got the ankle bracelet, and that's why she got the Diludad prescription approved.

Really? Because I've seen a lot of pictures of Drew hangin on tropical beaches. I get to go on vacation for like a week once a year, and I spend the rest of the year freaking out about paying for it.

@jeepchic: well they don't have to be lies. I would make neat, detailed notes before sitting in front of a judge too...

@eve804: hahaha WORD. someone promote this comment?

@coffeeandoranges: interesting— all i remembered from his hosting was that he spent most of the time hitting on katy perry from onstage. i think (?) that's actually how they got together. anyone know if i'm making that up in my head?

@Sister Jukebox: My parents got married at 22, but waited to have kids as well (they're on year 38!)... I think that a couple that marries young can make a go of it if they're on the same track, but I think waiting a few to have kids would probably make it a whole lot easier. Plus, that's the only way you'll know how…

@AliceSycamore: See, I can talk to a wall. So I guess I'll be fine.

@The captain of my heart: that is an amazing record! six?! I mean, you think they're coming in looking for dates? Maybe he just makes his wives become his receptionist? (Which would explain the divorce!)

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Chill out yo. You obviously haven't spent any time at the Macy's in Manhattan, which has like, 27 floors all packed FULL of people, and well, it's terrifying. It's an effort. Going there requires a flask. Seriously.

@ekaterinaballerina: how do you know it was a one-night stand? he's been separated from his wife for a long time.

@Lady formerly of the Bananas: Love Child

@FrabjousDay: yes. yes. there is totally a law against indecent tattoo exposure. it was passed last week to save the children. everyone's required to cover up anything that might bother parents before going outdoors.

Here's something not on there — it's really really hard for women in comedy, in general. Tough on stage, tough in movies, tough on tv. Part of it is that a lot of male comedians are dicks, sure, and part of it is that audiences are a bit unsure about how to laugh at women comedians.

@AmberNicole: win

@heatherdazy: "huge" doesn't have to be derogatory.

@perfidia: yes, "thick" is usually meant as a compliment.

@stacyinbean: I wonder - don't her feet hurt?

@CrustyCanuck: I also think we should note that these comments are in reference to the show, and my thought was that the producers would generally choose people who are more readily able to lose weight, thus, those who have gained so much weight through excessive calorie intake.

@LeRollingStoner: that said: they are trying to do something for themselves by being on the on the show

@LeRollingStoner: I didn't say it, but I thought it, so I'll elaborate: the show generally chooses people who are massively unhealthy and overweight because of addictive-style overeating and sedentary lifestyles. That is just as much of an eating disorder, just of a different type.