Technically, as a Catholic, you are only supposed to have sex if the trinity is in place, as in - something, something, and making babies. (Sorry, they explained it to me my freshman year at a Catholic university, but I've forgotten. Maybe the first two are god and marriage?) Anyway, it's considered a sin if you don't…

@tesa: THIS.

@GalaxyGlued: well, he's not grabbing random women, he's grabbing prostitutes that advertise on CL. They are the ones at risk. I don't hear prostitute and think that that means they're worth less than another woman. If he was say, grabbing women on the subway and murdering them, the headline would likely call him a…

Well, if she can't be happy for them and celebrate their marriage, then I for one think it's a good thing that she had the guts to back out and not be a mopey annoyance at their celebration.

@ktgrrl: perhaps make a resolution to inject some creativity into your life? do one creative thing each week. even if it's anal sex.

@meaghan2k: ok I'm 30, and I sign off on this list.

@WitDickman: well I"m glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

@drunkexpatwriter: eh, I know for sure I got it from my dad. So it's ok.

@RainbowBrite: vinegar, I think. I think you're supposed to run a cycle with vinegar (no dishes).

@soeurjacques: Culottes for men! Hurrah!

@The Plain People of Ireland: boys are heatboxes. I haven't taken a poll of my own, but I believe this.

Crap. Now all I can think about is buying flannel bedding. Not in the budget this week guys!

@JuliaStepchild: Well, she's LOADED and lives like a queen. I don't doubt that Angelina's life is filled with hypocrisy. It's hard to be super rich and liberal and not sound like an ass, most of the time.

@Katie Did.: yeesh, that's terrible. is their profile set to memorial status? I think there's a way to do that.

now if they'd just stop asking me to reconnect with exes...

@JuliaStepchild: oh jeez - not "gotcha," but making a point, yes. As in, both are things widely coveted in America that cause death and suffering in other countries.

@JuliaStepchild: Ms. Stepchild, do you have any diamonds?

@erinna: ha! true, but she's rurl pretty.

@JuliaStepchild: not much different than the diamond trade, is it? Just keep that in mind.

@SwirlGirl: aahahahaha before I saw that you did a google search, I was going to suggest "business?"