@Cairn Awaits MizJenkins: uh... it also has a co-author. Maybe save your respect for Chris Millis.

So... the Situation can't get a table at the Cheesecake Factory.

In the only thing Daily Caller has done useful in a while: they dug up his former personal ad (placed on his own site).

@AGirlFromIpanema: YES! I was just going to post the same thing. Take the card with you and fill it out as soon as you leave and drop it in the mail, perhaps with a note about why they should hire you, or something complimentary about why you really want the job.

@Fry_Bread_Power: When I worked the front desk at one company that was interviewing, people would always come to me afterward and ask "were they nice to you?"

@jinxedluck: It's fine — just as long as you write something brief and polite in the email, and include a cover letter and resume.

Story device that no longer works? Someone listening to a voicemail from another room. I mean jeez - who has a landline? And an answering machine? Really?

@hellosunshine: wow I only know one couple that married a year after we graduated, and we all thought they were nuts.

@babyruthless: grad school is the new college

@doit2julia: It was so confusing. But the lyrics say you've been with him for years? But your mom calls him "that boy?" And how old are you? Why are you at your mom's house?

@sgtred: I'm pretty sure that's what they're all pissed about. Get your drinks off the pool table!

@kilfud-yoking: from wiki, on the duggars: "The Duggars live debt-free,[11][12] which Jim Bob has said is "the fruit of Jim Sammons' Financial Freedom Seminar" he attended years ago (Sammons' Seminar is endorsed by IBLP). Their 650 square meters (7,000 square-foot) house was built by hand by the Duggar family…

Hey remember when people and dogs kept getting electrocuted on grates in NYC? Is that still happening?

@HRH Your Cuntness aka likepenguins: Girl can MOVE.

@asizzlah: well she didn't posses cocaine in this instance, she was caught with cocaine in her system. The thing about drug laws is that it's not so illegal to do drugs as it is to have them. I mean, obviously that means she was once in possession, but in my understanding, that's just not how the law works.

I should be so broke to be stuck living in someone's beach home...

@rampantwhistler: The caption: "[No one likes to stand around in heels on the set of Gossip Girl! New York, September 21"

@Ginger Gal: seriously. I will buy you a drink later, perhaps. That is the most of anyone's obligations. Ballooning? Really? $200? This person is not only self centered and insane, but has really lame taste.

I can't believe that anyone went to her $200 ballooning birthday.

@bobella is owltastic!: Arrested Development: Analrapist!