@agirlnamedstewart: ha! this is the sort of thing I'd do: buy at the airport, read in one sitting, and then beg someone to take it so that it is never seen on my bookshelf.

@coffeeandoranges: I love how they always just pretend one of them is less attractive, when it's not actually true at all.

@Queenjulie: also: jewelry

@polypam: Gimme your link, gurl, I'll look.

@CissyPants: No, I understand what you mean, but I think that you're making excuses for not being polite. Tomato/tomato.

@CissyPants: not feeling comfortable asking a stranger for their seat doesn't make you frail. and how do you pick which stranger to ask? how can you tell which one isn't also pregnant, or has a heart problem, or who's heels are killllling her after a long day unexpectedly on her feet? If someone's able-bodied and…

Legitimate question: I ride public transport every day, and often have trouble deciding just how old is old enough to offer a seat. I mean, I don't want to offend a 50 year old woman by offering her my seat (I'm 29), suggesting she's ancient or something, & I worry that's how some women/men would take it these days.

@clevernamehere: well, a lot of people are totally nuts. if public transport has taught me anything, it's that. As a lady, if you offer your seat to another lady who mayormaynot be pregnant, you're really setting yourself up to feel the wrath if you're wrong...

@notwhoyouthoughtiwas: ooooooooooooh thank you! I'm not a twilight watcher and i was thinking "that's kristen stewart! or somebody from gossip girl! or something! why is nobody else here???"

Did anyone else get sucked into that coeds-murdering L&O SVU marathon yesterday? Because I SWEAR Kristen Stewart was in one, playing a surprise transsexual.

@Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: yeah they showed up in the same formation to MTV awards too, to say, all-together-now "come see our movie!"

@AngriestGeek: booo fios! agreed. :( And why the Rock of Love Bus? The first one was so much better.

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@pleppy: Oh! And during my study abroad I took a English class that by it's number, appeared "grad" level on my transcript, but really just involved us going to a play every week and writing a 2 page reaction paper for some chick who I'm pretty sure didn't read it, and was not even a professor.

I took a public speaking class that involved a) giving occasional speeches and b) the professor talking about television a lot.

@Lobstersurprise: oh right! I totally watched STP2 on tv the other day, and I remember thinking about how big her boobs were in a jumping-in-the-ocean scene. Like, surprisingly big.

@SisterRay73: yeah that's my thought. I'd bet that htey look the way they do in the plungy-dress picture because there's a whole lotta rigging going on

@RizzRustbolt: Oooh that just made me notice her black pedicure and her black-tipped french manicure.

I'm totally blown away that Kristen Wiig made pleated leather pants work.

@euterpe35: we can't give you a number. just make everything... smaller. tighter. step on a scale, see what you weigh, and... subtract 20.