Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather. The crack looks like I've been punch in the lip (and it does bleed if it gets too dry). Started using Burt's and haven't had it happen for an entire year.

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather.…

Sincerity is the most subtle of annoyances. I have no doubt at all that these women really want to help and that they aren't taking all the Punjammi money and gambling it on greyhound races or anything, but their language choices! "wish to escape slavery", "have chosen to leave sex slavery by making X" and so on is…

Been back to look at your pics like a dozen times now, that glare makes me laugh every time.

Imma call him The Great Horned Scowl.

Those claws tho.

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

Wendy Lu and her Pomeranian, Daisy, traveled from San Jose, California, "to show the world that these little dogs are athletes, and they can do anything big dogs can do," Lu said.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

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1. I agree with you 100%.

If it wasn't literally the only question women are ever asked on the red carpet (besides maybe "how's your new baby/husband/someone else by whom I can define you?" or "tell me why your body looks the way it does" in various forms), it would be ok. I mean, I wouldn't have any problem giving a shout out to whatever…

Like special dog, whilst moving.

Yep, the professional crush on Amy Poehler we all developed a decade ago shows absolutely no signs of abating.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

Oh...oh hi Steve Carrell. You're looking handsomer than I realized.

To Bill Clifton, you're not alone. I also worked at one of the campus coffee houses (Jimmy's Coffee House) back in the mid/late 90s and was also asked for a hot ice blended.

OMG I HAVE A BAXTER TOO.

One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same…

Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.

This seems like the perfect place to post photos of my adorable ferrets. I give you Butters and Tuna:

Is it weird that I thought his expression was pretty much identical to the one my dog makes when I hold a tennis ball up like I'm going to throw it?