I’ve had a shitty end to an otherwise great night - and this actually made me chuckle instead of cry.

I’m pretty sure my brother had swim trunks in that exact print when he we five years old.

Something similar happened to me during a play too! I had to do this complicated dance move, when the sole of my Doc Martens caught on a nail or something. Well, the rest of my body pivoted forcefully while my foot stayed right in place. I fell. Okay, not horrible. I fall all the time. When I went to stand back up, my…

salmon skin roll!

It is STUPID how cute this video is.

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. I WANT TO PET A HAPPY OWL.

That owl is the definition of chill. Look how much s/he is enjoying those pettings!

No, I'm not crying. Someone, somewhere in the world is chopping onions. That's all.

That is AMAZING.

If I'm going to go themed, it'll probably be Harry Potter! It already matches my aesthetic tastes, and I could "sort" people based on their houses...like friends = Gryffindor, family = Hufflepuff, extended family = Slytherin [hehehehe], work people = Ravenclaw. JK Rowling also describes so many tasty sounding foods so…

Hm. Yes. He is GORGEOUS. So gorgeous. Wow...

This never worked for me, unfortunately. I just got the "oh! Are you?! What's your favorite verse/prayer/belief? Can we sit with you and read the Bible together?!"

Wow. I mean, WOW.

Hakarl sounds horrendous, but I really really want to try it - it can't be as bad as it sounds, right?

Oh man, I was chuckling along until they got to the part about NPR and hedge funds and then I LOST it.

It looks like those are Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches, which some people (like my weirdo junior high science teacher) keep as pets.

What...I...no. FUCK. NO.

Ha! I was just about to come here and say this.

Exactly! It seems as if some people just can't see him as a real person outside of Joffrey - which is incredible. You hate Joffrey in the books, but Jack Gleeson's masterfully nuanced portrayal of his character takes it to a whole new level. Even Lena Headey's Cersei doesn't inspire that same kind of hatred.

I share my birthday with Friedrich Nietzsche. Oh yeah.