HEY, GUYS.

You MUST pay the rent!

I have a feeling Le Petit Comte might be pure evil, but I can't put my finger on why. Mother's intuition I guess.

This shot is pretty awesome. It reminds me of the famous photo of Babe Ruth's last game:

'Nuff said.

Can I just have wine instead?

Animals and children can't consent you goddamn fucking moron.

I always knew that The Fifth Element wardrobe was going to catch on sooner or later.

^THIS!

Sorry Quinoa, but Alexander Wang's niece Aila out-Quinoas you ANY GRAIN OF THE WEEK.

I barley hear anything about Spelt these days.

So, I have lost almost 10 lbs since January (after 2 pretty bad breakups and an all-you-can-eat trip to Italy), and I was feeling so proud of myself, so I decided to wear my first bikini in YEARS to the pool today. Sure enough, I found myself in the trap of comparing myself to other girls at the pool and feeling…

Perfect time to plug an incredible jewelry artist (and a Pagan and a Tolkien nerd, I could not love her more!) who made this sweet elvish headpiece:

I shouldn't open with "Are you my precioussss?"

At one point, back when I was young and naive and hopeful about the human race, I actually thought that "the female body has a way of shutting that whole thing down" was the dumbest comment we were going to see from the right wing on how women's bodies work.

He's 53 for all of you inquiring minds. He looks great.

"Hm, do we need eggs AND milk, or just milk? Honey, don't get in a cart, we're just gonna hop into Fabio's arms....okay, so the list says BOTH. Fabio dear take this left, I want to see if there are any good cheese samples out."

My dad died when I was 9, so I don't have a TON of memories. But!! Here's my favorite. I was a child of the 90s, so I was very much obsessed with Disney. We saw "The Lion King" 4 times in the theatre. It was a big deal. My dad thought that movie was awesome, and even teared up when Mufasa died.( I remember thinking…

My partner graduates from college tomorrow, so I'm making a homemade mixed berry trifle (vanilla custard in fridge, pound cake baking), David Leite's consummate chocolate chip cookies courtesy of Smitten Kitchen (batter in fridge), and Hot & Smoky baked beans (also in fridge waiting for tomorrow to get the oven…

What are your favorite things to cook when you have people over?