Yeah, having that moment of “why be cool now, you weren’t cool when you were supposed to be cool” was liberating and I want to finish this with a witty closer but your username is distracting me.

Lifehacker office sounds like a nightmare.

Back in my day, Lifehacker used to be about useful things like setting up a media server. Now it’s cringe AF content like this.

Here to start the perpetual “Cast Iron Frying Pans: Their Usefulness and How to Care For them” debate!

Do people actually notice how many spaces are after a period? I can’t say that I’ve ever once looked at an email (or, silly me, Slack) and taken note of post-punctuation spacing.

Or anywhere near a professional office environment.

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

Well obviously they had to take it down because we all know it should have been the other way around.

A lot of words to essentially say “why didn’t she speak up then instead of years later claiming to be uncomfortable” which sounds very much like victim shaming.

Are you saying it's a good or bad thing? I guess you could tech out everything, but sometimes the simplest solution is most effective, even if elegant - if that's what you're getting at? 

I watched Battle Royale as a teen. Squid Games is less gruesome and has much more to say.

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE RAINBOW PARTIES!!

My parents ALWAYS “inspected” our candy very thoroughly. Fortunately Mom liked all the stuff we kids didn’t (black jelly beans...ewwww) and doesn’t like peanut butter. Dad pretty much just assumed that every Snickers was poisoned/tampered with and made sure that us young-uns were never in danger from those.

It would be written on my tombstone.  

If I were in GWAR for seven and a half minutes it would be the crowning achievement of my life.

That’s why I give out THC toothbrushes. Parents never snatch those.

Yeah, if your ex is benign and you generally parted amicably, then given some thought to if/how you respond and the stuff above might be helpful. But with toxic people noooooooope. Toxic people are like grease fires. The only way to stop them is to starve them of oxygen. This means no response. Ever. Block them and…

An actual (guerilla marketing/gimmick) advertisement in NC.

Yeah, I caught that too. It’s a good thing for Cawthorn that the GOP no longer bothers with avoiding saying the quiet part out loud, because if they were still supposed to, he’d definitely be too stupid to remember which part is which.

heavy cream