They really need to just change the network’s name to K!

The only part that baffled my personal elitist sensibilities is that she has somehow managed to have never heard of Ted Cruz even though he’s been running for president for the past 684 consecutive months. That’s a level beyond just “not following politics.”

If I ever decide to star in a porn, it will definitely because God willed it.

Cheating is between the two people in a relationship. They have to work that shit out. I’m not a part of it, no matter what I think of it.

I don’t believe I made that generalization. I was commenting on the fact that they were probably not very concerned for their families when they went on a website for the purposes of cheating. I am not sex negative. I’m have-affairs-without-talking-to-your-partner-thus-potentially-putting-them-in-danger negative.

They already decided that they didn’t give a crap about their families the moment they created their profile.

“to reduce the risk of potentially catastrophic personal and professional consequences that could befall them and their families.”

Robin is my favorite one on the show so it hurts my heart to see her in that shitacular weave.

OMG Robyn was so boring and then that hair at the reunion. That HAIR. Yeesh.

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

Sonja and Luann living together reminds me of two other chicks....

the result of this kind of untethered manufactured outrage will be that advertisers will be hesitant to use models of color at all. why bother if someone on the internet will find something to raise hell about or interpret some aspect of your ad as ‘racist’ no matter what? you want a photo of an older child cheekily…

Thank you for pointing this out. I was disappointed that Jezebel didn’t mention that ad in their article. I shouldn’t be surprised by that, though.

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.

girl, wear some fucking flats or one day you will need the cane indefinitely

It’s hilarious to me that walking with a cane is less of a fashion faux pas than not wearing heels.

Finally I get to share my story publicly in a setting where people WANT to hear it!!! In December 2014, I started having really massive stomach cramps. I thought perhaps I had eaten something bad, or was PMSing, but these cramps were constant. I couldn’t sleep, I stopped being able to eat. I couldn’t stand up…

This might be the absolute WORST choice of forum to open this discussion, but here goes: Consciously, I know the difference between a white person generalizing/stereotyping about a black person, and vice versa. ...But I still feel, I guess, uncomfortable, when I hear things like “That’s white people shit.” I mean, I…