It’s just one of the most irritating memes out there.

Don’t forget this one!

This was delightful. And thanks for the reassurance that Bobby is fine, if possibly embarrassed about a coffee order!

What the hell is going on with the shape of Henry Cavill’s body? It it Holy Steroids, Batman or just shitty Photoshop?

“I think the coconuts you found for dinner are terrible. What? I’m just giving my opinion. They suck. Look, I just say how I feel, ok?”

I figure LuAnn is the tallest and would be best at reaching the coconuts.

It’s a fucking crazy-ass season when Sonja comes out on top and Ramona is in second place. It’s a race to the bottom between Bethenny and Luann.

She could date a Beckham.

He is classic famous person boyfriend/first husband material. He’s so Federlinian.

My favorite part of his quote in the story: ‘I wouldn’t be dating a black girl if I were a racist’. Someone tell him she’s white so he can relax.

Or she was told that store policy was not to sell however many she wanted in one transaction and she threw a tantrum.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

Portions were also a lot smaller. I just have to compare my grandparents’ dishes to modern ones. Some of the old dinner plates are the same size as modern dessert plates. Also:

there was no internet

Sorry you aren’t feeling well. Pro tip: as long as you are rummaging in the freezer for vegetables, try the vodka! :)

Stop overcoming your steak.

There’s a grill-your-own-food joint in San Diego called The Turf Club. Kitschy vintage decor, strong tropical drinks, and a big ol’ gas grill in the center of the room. They bring you your meat or veg wrapped in plastic along with buttered French bread and a salad. It’s pretty awesome except when people get too drunk…

I don’t even know 19 people.

“You literally look like Rob paid for you,” says Khloé.

I feel like C Teigen’s third tweet, on its own, would have been good shade.