Spoiler: it’s also strapless.

WAY TO RUIN IT EVEN BEFORE THE EPISODE AIRS

Came here to make this exact comment. It made me all misty-eyed with nostalgia reading that sentence.

1. This is the best fucking thing I’ve read in a while.

Quirky black girl gets type-cast as quirky black girl. News at 11.

Like Kendall x Rachel Leigh Cook

I was like “everyone with dark hair that age looks like Kendall Jenner now...”

“Surely this girl can’t look THAT much like Kendall Jen-”

Let’s not forget Josh Taekman! I was supremely UNSURPRISED when his name was revealed in the Ashley Madison hack...

Worse than Joe Guidice?

That whole Yulin thing was awkward, especially when they went to the church. Lisa needs to stick to writing big checks for her causes.

I saw this blind yesterday about Teresa. http://blindgossip.com/?p=77160 but it’s so obvious, that I don’t know if it’s true...

Thanks so much for taking the time to write this, I didn’t know about the concept of protective styling and I’m glad that I know it now :) thank you

She doesn’t owe it to us but she rubbed her belly on stage, she showed a burrito belly on her HBO documentary, et cetera. She should stop trying to convince us!

I don’t care how her child came to her life. My own daughter was surrogate-born. I wouldn’t care if Beyonce came out and said, “It’s none of your damn business,” because that is the truth. I HATE lying liars. Tell the truth or refuse to comment, but don’t lie. I suppose there is the off chance that Beyonce is telling…

But she didn’t though. #pillowgate #conspiracytheories

I don’t accept that KK is body positive, and I found your rhetorical question here funny in light of my stance on that:

Basically because a lot of us aren’t interested at looking at Kim or Amber or anyone’s hoohah. And considering these women have plastic surgery bills that would equal the GNP of some European countries, maybe this “I’m proud of my body” bullshit can be put on pause. And also -

Well, according to the authors around here lately and how much press they’ve been giving those people (because they need more!), you’re basically just not embracing body love. Or sexuality. Or something. LET’S ALL WEEP FOR KIM KARDASHIAN! Please also buy HydroxyCut because she told us to because FEMINISM and embracing…