That is too funny! My husbands best friend was once uh, molested by a Newfie who knocked him over and started humping him, haha. My pup isn't much of a lap dog (but he loves to sit on feet which I guess is a breed thing) but he knocks things over constantly. I have had to take everything off the coffee table! He…

Burt be with you. / (And also with you.)

(2, 4, 5, and 6 months.)
Do any of you Jezzies have experience with giant dog breeds? The first and only dog I've had before my current one was a 12lb Pomeranian. I loved that dog like a baby, until my real baby came along and he HATED her, and my husband said the dog- not the baby- had to go. (he went to a friend's…

BURT, today, you have won my heart. You score 100% and A+ on all your postings. Not only that, I know now that you live in Texas. I can only hope you live in Austin like I do.

I, ladies and gentlemen, got to see Frankenstein at the movie theater today. The play with Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller to be more specific.

I was going to make a post about how my kids drove me insane today and I am counting the minutes until they go to bed (18 at the moment). That's when my almost 2 year old came up, sat by me with a blanket and said "night!" looking all angelic. It's like she knew I was going to post about her hellish behavior of…

Grad school or homeownership?

I'm at home writing a paper and watching old noir films all night. Bring on the chain smoking!

Books! What book are you reading? Just finish up a good one? One you can't wait to read?

Hey party people. This week, I bought myself a new toy: a galaxy s4. I switched from the iPhone 4. What kind of awesome things can my new phone do that I might not be aware of??

Haven't vented on here in a while and it's time...

Okay, so I posted my big CONGRATS to Burt (WHO ROCKED TODAY—SATURDAY IS FUN AGAIN). But now I have questions!

OMG, you took the Saturday shift!!! Congrats, Burt. Should this turn out to be a regular gig, you are gonna crush it.

You're doing the Saturday Night Social?? So exciting. I came over to check it out and you're all over the place! SO HAPPY!

Okay Jezzies I have a SNS update! A while ago, I asked for advice because I was mystified by a fuckbuddy who was super apathetic while in my presence but enthusiastic about hooking up (texting me, wanting to meet up, etc.) and then upon seeing me, would be a distant jerk. I finally asked him if he was mad at me, and…

Is it 1992? Gawd, I'm in high school with terrible hair.

So, I went to see 12 Years a Slave with a friend last night. There are just not enough words to explain how I felt after watching it, but there were may tears and tissues shared between us. I can't say enough about Lupita N'yongo's performance, she commanded all her scenes. Especially THE pivotal scene.
The one…

This Saturday Night Social must be on West Coast time.

Got me a date in 15 minutes. You know I'm rocking a leather jacket!

I never realized you were so fond of Burt Reynolds...