I just keep thinking if he really /had/ to write stupid shit on a cookie, then why not just eat it before it goes to sale? 

When I was carrying mail in the NE, I’d frequently stick to the low gears like it was a stick shift.

As someone who loves being outside and loathes being cold, this seems like a dream come tru. Sit outside in cozy warmth, watch the sky and the birds, and get your daylight rations in the dark times of the year.

Yeah I’ve been doing my best to boycot Amazon ever since my time working for the Postal Service and getting super irritated with them. It’s amazing how embedded this fucking company is though. When I was a mail carrier, I was delivering for people who pretty much relied on Amazon for every single household need (it’s…

But why is it blue?

I--every time I’ve encountered metal shavings or thin metals strips like on these trees, I’ve come this close to just ripping my hands open. Are aluminum trees sharp?

Y’all got any intervention strategies for family members? Anyway to permanently shut the game down? Revoke access? Not gonna lie, I could use some advice for this

Look, The Foreigner is a great play. It’s also /so easy/ to add notes and warnings to a program or at the start of the show. Warning: This play includes depictions of the KKK and may not be suitable for young children.” Professional and amateur productions usually always have notes for sensitive content, tobacco use,…

Haven’t been able to find this in any of the linked reports—is her child with her mother? Please tell me they’re back together tonight?

We flew over the midwest a lot when I was a kid. My dad told me that the circles created by center pivot irrigation were called crop circles.

I had some odd fears as a child. Number one was big inflatable things. Once I got old enough to appreciate bounce houses, I was too big to go on them. I’m also VERY glad that the inflatable lawn ornament trend was not a thing when I was a kid, because every holiday would’ve been a big pile of ‘nope’.

A few years ago, this would be a sigh of relief. Now it’s just ‘damnit’

Ahah that makes sense, I have a very bad time gauging Amounts of Bees. 

I can’t decide if that’s a big swarm or if it just looks big bc they’re all spread out on a flat surface.

Frankly, I’m so used to tumblr being an unmoderated tire fire that I legit thought this post was a prank when it popped up.

Let us pour one out and hold a moment of silence for Clark’s Teaberry Gum. Truly that stuff bridged so many generations.

Thank you for this opening paragraph.

Caesar salad. There’s just something very nice about a cold, crisp salad after spending time breathing stale airplane air.

Always a good idea to disturb bees as little as possible. Too much, and they might abscond.

Wait modern sewage? That’s a bummer and a half. I was hoping for something nicely preserved and untouched since it was sealed.