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This makes me happy because Torres has lamented in the past about how she can’t get latina roles because of her complexion.

YES YES YES YES YES

Still, the interview on Ellen was so contrived/ridiculous.

“It didn’t take a whole lot of thought, but I had never told Daniel “Damn” before, so that was a *gamechanger*.

Thank you for all of the suggestions and telling me about what sounds like a horrific situation to go through. It sounds like you’ve gone through the ringer.

His tweet is fucking perfect! It’s hilarious that the same party talking about the size of their ding-dongs during a presidential debate thinks hip-hop is a symbol of America’s moral corruption.

There’s an io9 six word horror story in there somewhere.

I think the whole World is thinking..... Is this really the BEST we have???

Somebody photoshop that baby standing behind Trump.

Last night I dreamed that Trump was president and took out a crippling mortgage on the White House to finance Trump University 2.0.

Jason Biggs:

Hey, that’s a crapton of money to spend if you’re not getting EXACTLY what you want, assuming it’s within your price range. You have to really “feel it” with a house.

This article in Martha Stewart Living was probably one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen:

No Randy, doubting your dress is not just like doubting your fiance.

“It’s gorgeous. I just think it’s a little rigid.”

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

Also, Han dies.

So was I (and I’m a singer) - but apparently people aren’t feeling that suggestion today.

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