THis is the greatst thing I have ever seen, and I want it not only painted on black velvet but a bean and macaroni portrait done too.

I have unabashedly loved Andy Richter for years. His sitcoms, I thought, were weird and funny, but mostly I just love that he us totally unselfconscious.

She’s got Annie Clark, and that’s better than the Midas touch.

I do think some of the fashionistas with proper reverence give Brooke her props. Early career Cindy was brow-suit as well. As for the tux tails? Hang on, it’s going to be a bumpy night ;) ;)

Ok, but like, what if that description has me feeling some type of way.

I'm just eye-rolling "since the rise of Cara Delevingne...." Hey, Millennials: get over thinking you invented everything. We had thick eyebrows before your dad had a 'twinkle in his eye for your mom, blah, blah..."Also - these are Brooke's 'thinnest' brows. Sorry Randi for hanging on your lovely Lady tux tails…

Andy Richter wearing jeggings on an episode of Conan is my entire sexuality.

I’ve seen this reaction before in my professional life. You see that tweet above where she apologizes? She was told by her peers how they were being treated and she ignored them. She now says she gave in to fear and I believe that is true AND I believe, based on nothing, that she took the way out that is fairly…

He gets an A for effort.

Yes.

How ‘bout one in every flavor?

Shepherd didn’t lose her custody case over her other child, Jeffrey. She maintained full custody. So I’m not sure what you’re on about there.

You forgot my favorite:

In Mark Ruffalo’s defense (I will defend him until my dying day), he went to support his movie about sex abuse that was covered up by the Catholic church. That is a pretty valid excuse. He did say he would have strongly considered boycotting if the movie he were representing weren’t also about another group of…

I have had the hardest crush on Mark Ruffalo since The Kids Are Alright. I would social his justice any hour of any day of the week.

Those eyelashes, those lips (oh, those lips!) even that stupid hair! Yes please!

Yes, she was “out and proud about it.” But something happened on her end that led her to think that she had been manipulated into entering into the surrogacy to begin with. So, again, I don’t think this is as black and white as it seems.

For your bae-sideration

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