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pleasekithme
Mar 12 2016
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They’re just holding out for some twice-in-a-lifetime magic!

Mar 9 2016
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Looks like “The Shuffleboard” to me. Although, in this CEoB (Common Era of Beyonce), I should say “The Shuffleboart.”

Mar 9 2016
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I live to please! (Also, I am trying to have a good attitude toward my menstruation this week, and Dave always helps.) Read more

Mar 9 2016
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I can totally, completely, 110% believe that. Makes me think of the Cameron Esposito bit about periods...

Mar 3 2016
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There’s evidence that she’s actually got a thing for cocoa puffs, grape soda, and jerky:

Mar 3 2016
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I am dying over here b/c she’ll be near me in April but I’ll be away for a conference! AND I missed her last summer b/c I was recovering from surgery. 😑 Read more

Mar 3 2016
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I am BEYOND jealous that you get to see her! (And thriiiiiilled for you, of course! ;) TELL HER I LOVE HER! Ahem.

Mar 3 2016
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Yes! I adore Santigold. She’s never not magically fun, innovative, and just plain brilliant.

Feb 28 2016
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Right back atcha! Your name’s been cracking me up amidst your (fantastic) post.