I sincerely hope so.

They’re just holding out for some twice-in-a-lifetime magic!

Oh, dear. That’s a...mildly terrifying statement.

Looks like “The Shuffleboard” to me. Although, in this CEoB (Common Era of Beyonce), I should say “The Shuffleboart.”

73% of open spots in statistics classes are made up

I live to please! (Also, I am trying to have a good attitude toward my menstruation this week, and Dave always helps.)

I can totally, completely, 110% believe that. Makes me think of the Cameron Esposito bit about periods...

Dave has something to say to your buddy.

There’s evidence that she’s actually got a thing for cocoa puffs, grape soda, and jerky:

I cannot second this hard enough.

I feel you.

I am dying over here b/c she’ll be near me in April but I’ll be away for a conference! AND I missed her last summer b/c I was recovering from surgery. 😑

I am BEYOND jealous that you get to see her! (And thriiiiiilled for you, of course! ;) TELL HER I LOVE HER! Ahem.

Yes! I adore Santigold. She’s never not magically fun, innovative, and just plain brilliant.

I missed this comment earlier - my apologies!

They forgot to add the middle panel:

Right back atcha! Your name’s been cracking me up amidst your (fantastic) post.

Many congratulations!! Well deserved indeed.