She says she’s pansexual, but, just like the original, her lovers are all men. I don’t mind that they’re all men, but I do mind that she comes out with this label and then only participates in what appears to be very heterosexual relationships. My entire life I’ve encountered men who think all I need is a good dicking…

He can no longer be trusted.

This entire post is a decoy to sub-blog us. I’m furious.

I feel you were talking about me. First, ketchup is not to be refrigerated. Second, pumpkin spice is garbage.

As someone who got called that last night in my ‘hood, and have been before by angry white males, here’s my observation.

I have a burning question. I waste time at work on Jezebel. But how does Jezebel waste time at work?

Your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad.

i hate you

Pictured- Drew Magary and his friends taunting Trebek:

I think you mean, “7 miles....brrrrtt!”

The correct sound is brrrrrrrrrttttttttttt.

You Social Darwinists are so loving and kind.

Holy shit, Nazi ideology is not left wing. *sigh*

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

There was a weird, untranslated comment in the greys.

And a certain name to “jagoff”? :)

If I ever move back to Pa. I would pick Pitt over any other area in the entire state because how great of a city it is.

The problem with tackling climate change in this country is that the whole exercise has been wussified and so there’s no buy-in from real, red-blooded, Bud Lighted, Americans.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.