But the EMALS!

*gasp* An intelligent young man with a white mother and a black father grappled with his racial identity as he moved out into the world during his years in higher education, much of it in a very privileged white environment?

SHOCKED. JUST SHOCKED.

It probably depends on if you have any standards.

Is Budlight a reward or a punishment?

Please tell me we’re not going to see this image over and over and over again as some sort of proof of god and his goodness and the strength of his will and bla bla bla ....

Telegram?.....hello! not a single mention.. I wonder why not.

“Myers’ team found evidence of links to depression and dysphoria (general dissatisfaction with life)“

I would like to pitch a story about Ashley Feinberg explaining to me the difference between Pokemon and Digimon.

Did you hear diarrhea was hereditary?

Ah, here we go. The old “my feminism is better than your feminism,” argument.

I’m still confused why he’s trying to find someone to have his heir if he hates beavers so much.

If you just want to see unionized workers make excuses for why black people deserve to be killed, we already have police unions.

wow I can’t believe my coworkers didn’t tell me we have a vineyard

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

How was he radicalized? Where was he praying? Why didn’t neighbors report him?

No, a book cannot cause someone to become gay. It might, however, help someone to internally acknowledge that they are gay, and thus have more self-acceptance, more self-esteem, and a greater sense of security.

It’s like bizzaro world idealism. So bizarre. When did “the market” become god?