Batman would advocate for the billionaire class.

You get a little sick of being the cannon fodder in a war you shouldn’t have to fight. It also takes up a lot of time.

Yes please make sure it has three USB ports

Better yet, abstain from being Catholic.

Reading the other comments, I must be the only weirdo who poops before showering (obviously, before any food, which doesn’t happen til i get to work)

Won’t someone rid me of this meddlesome turtle...

God this is so cringy. I was 19 and needed to look super, extra hot and sexy and attractive for my new bf, so after reading one incredibly dumb article in Cosmo, I followed their advice to shave - ummm, his initial - uh - down there. I spent a good twenty minutes perfecting it in the mirror and felt super sexy and…

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

That is an insult to both Robert Redford and microwaves.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

This is so absurd. All this is going to do is force folks to go hungry or keep them from making rent because they had the audacity to go to college. The system’s already fucked-up enough.

In my youth, outside of the bar at closing time was called “the sidewalk sale” because men would literally just pick twinks off and bring them home.

That’s not very lady-like of him.

“How come they never protest black on black violence???”

First, don’t think of it like you’re learning a new language. Just imagine you’re expanding your vocabulary. So instead of looking at a table and saying “to yourself that’s a table and table in Spanish is ‘mesa’,” just look at it as a “mesa.” English is full of words that have the same meaning. This is another…

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

It’s the gif that keeps on giffing.

Bow before the one true GIF

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”