And no political fallout for that $30,000,000 from Russia that got laundered through the NRA on its way directly to the RNC (thence RCCC and Trump campaign)? The only one who went to jail for that was Maria Buttina (classic fall girl spy if ever there was one).

Remember when it came out that the RNC was also hacked? And remember how none of those emails were released? And remember how some GOP members didn’t like Trump and now they’re adamant about defending him?

I can’t claim credit, but this is golden.

I actually learned to type on a typewriter and that was HAMMERED into us. So weird how shit changes. And how most of us adapt. 

I never knew it before this second but all I’ve ever wanted from life is for Pelosi to scrawl ‘tl;dr’ on that and mail it back. 

Seriously?! The letter is insane, how could anyone describe it otherwise?!

And this was WRITTEN in LETTER format meaning that he probably would have taken more time to consider what he was saying and his word choi—

Press describing this (un)presidential letter with words like ‘angry’ and ‘blistering’, rather than more appropriate terms such as ‘deranged’ or ‘unhinged’. Imagine for a moment if the letter had come from a woman; they’d be using ‘hysterical’ or ‘screeching’ or words to that effect.

My short list of faves:

Goody Proctor Saw Donald Trump With the Devil

I’ll admit I laughed out loud at “Mr. President, this is a Wendy’s.”

Six pages. Six fucking pages. Like a break-up letter you wrote on notebook paper to your high school boyfriend. Jeebus H. Khrist.

Which Sentences Do You Think Donald Trump Actually Wrote Himself In His 6-Page Letter to Nancy Pelosi

Can we vote for our favorites? Because I’d vote for “The President Learns to Blog”.

“Trump Issues Long-Form Paper-Based Impeachment Tweet”

Jebus that is the king of all unhinged rants (thus far) from this raving lunatic

I never heard a bunch of angry white guys complain so much about minorities being mistreated until this week. Oh, they were referring to themselves. Sounds about white. 

One of the reasons my Registered Dietitian loves me is that she doesn’t have to tell me “superfood” is a marketing term.  The word makes her legitimately stabby.

Yeah, “misuse of campaign funds” - you ACCIDENTALLY stole money you claimed was going to the Wounder Warrior Project ? Oops, I must have transposed some numbers on the routing numbers. There are a lot of shitty Democrats in Congress too, but when will people realize that Republicans don’t give a F*#$ about “The…

Hook it to my veins!

Let’s not forget that he tried to lay ALL of the blame for this on his wife, including his spending on trips with multiple side pieces...