Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.

My mom and step dad once offered to watch this woman’s 3 kids while she went to the bathroom in an airport. She clearly had to pee like crazy and couldn’t find her husband and didn’t want to drag 3 little boys in to the ladies room. You would have thought they asked to buy them off her. Americans.

If I were this girl’s mother I would be seriously tempted to give up years of my life in prison just to brutally murder this man.

She should have been considered to have served 40 years already, since having to live with that kind of abuse is it’s own prison.

Chewbacca... hair bands... that’s funny

I wonder why the kid wanted to play with it?

Hopefully her wound will be covered with Liberal Tears brand gauze.

Real Canadians would also use their amazing national health care system, but here we are.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

I’m 32, a virgin, and all those other things except Godly (atheist).

Why would it be “highly unlikely”? Are women required to lose their virginity by a certain age to prove their worth or something?

Every time another “HERR DERR MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER’S UNSULLIED VAGINA” article comes out, I’m a little more grateful for my dad, who has refrained from being concerned about the status of my hymen for my entire adult-who's-able-to-willingly-consent life. Bravo, Dad. You the real MVP.

And what happened to just spreading rumors about a girl who won’t go out with you, like the guy who told our entire class I blew him behind the gym after I wouldn’t go to winter formal with him? It’s like chivalry isn’t even a thing anymore.

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

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Wow, this has a real potential to go tits up.

The people who are at risk of delivering a child with FAS are probably not going to be able to follow any advice regarding drinking during pregnancy.

Maybe they were just trying to give girls a realistic look at what it’s like to be a woman in a STEM field. They did a pretty good job in that regard!

this is what people do in clubs outside of the Sandals you stay at and never leave on your Caribbean vacations.