As someone who hasn’t spoken to my father in 8 years, not out of any anger or fallout but just because we are two entirely different people, families are not permanent. They’re just a loose agreement that genetics mean something socially.

Ahem, if I may:

Unrelated but Jezebelles in Alberta: thoughts and prayers. 😘

Proper training and regulation! Yay! Integration into the regular medical community! Woot!

Theon/Reek, having regained his mojo as Theon, is clearly going back to run things.

I love that “Daddy Lessons” can’t be county according to some of the all-knowing Nashville critics but “We Are Never Getting Back Together,” which has not a twing, nor a twang was on the Country charts for months.

lol at that CMT article. “article”. it’s like 300 words long.

Dixie Chicks can cover whatever the hell they want. They have earned their stripes. Blazing hot career destroyed by the right wing and the media for uttering a simple truth.

i wanna find this man’s grave and pee on it WHILE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

men are VERY CONCERNED about trans people in the bathroom now because it scares and disempowers them. “what if someone i thought was a chick isn’t really a chick? omg.” that’s it.

Seriously, were this any other circumstance, they would be telling women to cover up more in the restroom because it’s in men’s nature to roam the earth sniffing out vaginas like malnourished hyenas.

“I’m just trying to make sure you’re not being harassed!” (As I stand outside the bathroom, waiting to harass you)

Why in the world do they suddenly care about women being assaulted. No one seemed to care when it was a drunk guy trying to grope me in the middle of the street or on the subway or at a concert.

OH WAIT, ITS not about that is it

How long before someone who isn’t stable decides to be the Bathroom Monitor with a semi automatic and someone gets shot. Because this is exactly where this is headed.

Vegans are against murder. Unless it’s the murder of humans that are killing animals for food.

I’m not listening to it tonight because I’m taking a long drive tomorrow (through the 6, no less, visiting some real ones livin’ past Kennedy Road) and Drake is best in the car. Very much looking forward to it though!! I get a laugh out of ‘Drake the type’ jokes but I love the guy, I can’t help it.

As my grandfather says..

Now get those kids rights to match their skin. Tights and pointe shoes were made in colors that elongate the leg lines, and a huge bias shows that it's so hardto find them in a range of skin tones.

formation: ballet edition

I had laser eye surgery about 10 years ago. They did not give me a Valium but honestly I was OK without it (this is coming from a person who can’t even do contacts without freaking out). Honestly the procedure itself wasn’t that bad, the recovery suuuuuuuuucked. This was back in the day of bladed surgery so recovery…