I’m single. I was having some painting done on the house and had gotten a contractor (of course). I mentioned something about it at work and all the married women went “Whoa...so you wanted your house painted...and you just...called someone...and he came...and he’ll do the work...and clean everything up...and you’ll…

I gotta tell you though, the real problem for me (and I’m sure it’s also true for a lot of other people) is finishing. I get bored quickly.

The first person they wanted was Mary J Blige. Mary J Blige can’t act. This tells me they just wanted a name, any name. Quality be damned.

Right?! Like, “I celebrated my love in this super ahead of it’s time OG hipster way and now anyone that tries to do that is posing and anyone that doesn’t try to do that is a Scrooge McDuck evil rich person who doesn’t truly understand love”.

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

This is some pretty adept viral marketing for Finding Dory. Kudos, Pixar.

So much this. When I was in high school, I was cast as the lead in one of our plays. At one point the director (also an English teacher) asked me to go with him to talk alone in the school’s greenhouse about how my past could be integrated into my role. He told he knew that my biological mother died when I was little…

Does she know how young “child bearing age” is? There are girls who get their periods at 9 or 10 (speaking as one of them.) It’s not natural to be attracted to anyone remotely close to that age.

I say knee length skirts don’t take it far enough. We should put girls in burkas.

The real problem is that we allow girls to go to school at all! With their boobs and legs and various holes that could be penetrated....it’s a recipe for disaster.

You act as if these problems just suddenly materialized in those communities. Did the booze bottles walk up to the reserves on their tiny legs or with the storekeepers we allowed on to the reserves without controlling their stock which meant some essentially brought booze, a few staples and next to nothing you’d…

Unfortunately, this is common in indigenous communities. There has been a state of emergency on in the Pine Ridge reservation for years because of the youth suicide rate.

It’s not about giving aid to the poor. No one wants to talk about it, but Canada is not a bastion of progressive liberalism. Canada is good to everyone except for its First Nations peoples. Every level of society, law enforcement, and government is nothing short of racist and cruel in its treatment of them. Our last…

11 suicide attempts in one night. When it comes to politics and public policy, Canada gets a lot of love (especially from liberal progressive people from the United States), but our First Nations are treated atrociously. Women and young girls are raped, beaten, kidnapped, and murdered and the crimes aren’t…

You act as if we gave them a choice as to what to do when we stole the best lands they were using. If our government had respected the treaties it signed those reserves would be villages like any other, with decent living conditions.

Fucking yeast infections ruin everything. My gyno once asked me what I was using for birth control and I responded, "yeast infections."

Easy to understand if the cult you’re raised with tells you you’re a full woman only when you have pregnancies and births.

You can’t get oral treatment over the counter?! That seems absolutely crazy to me. Here in Canada you can pluck it off the drugstore shelf yourself—no pharmacist conversation required. $16 per treatment.

Torn between hating the signature Disney “beating a story to death until it cannot make one more penny” thing that is happening and being excited that it’s just Star Wars all the time these days.

Funny thing is, Genevieve O’Rielly (Mon Motha) already played her for Revenge of the Sith but her speaking part got cut. Based on how right she looks here, I’m glad she got a second shot at it.