Money is the only thing separating us from the raccoons.

Could well be. I don’t know anything about his family, but is there any family factor where coaching elsewhere would make sense? I guess it is hard not to grasp here because of the way the “health problems” and “family time” claims went down when he left Florida. I don’t at all think that those weren’t legitimate…

Yeah, but you forget that Urban Meyer is a quitting ass bitch who turns tail and runs whenever the going gets a little tough.

You resign from your “dream” job when you think the Board “betrayed” you by suspending you 3 games

Given that he’s an Ohio guy and coaching Ohio State was the only job he ever really wanted, I might be naive, but I think this is it for him. You don’t resign from your dream job if you don’t have to, whether it’s for health reasons or scandal-related reasons, or a combination of both. Especially since he’s the second…

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

But I thought “deceptively fast” was the code word for white?

Do the ripe thing.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Checks out

I would say I’m surprised Dwight has stayed silent and not tried to refute these claims, but he’s always been hesitant to defend and rebound in big moments.

Ahh yes, the classic remedy for flakes

Fultz is probably the first person to go to the doctor and actually get excited when they find out they’re getting a shot.

It sure makes it seem like Fultz is at odds with the Sixers’ front office, and is possibly seeking proof that his injury is physical rather than mental.  

I read your first sentence but then got stuck trying to figure out what “cow toeing” is and never finished.

Last time I got my hopes up about a Zion, the Matrix Reloaded came out.

“Hi, I’m Austin Rivers and I know who has the answer. I’d like you to meet my father.”

All you people who scoffed whenever I said LeBron is better than Jordan can go to Hell.

Oh, so now it’s inconvenient when an aggressive man in that org imposes his desire on others.

You’ve heard of Twitter.