Instead, this was Dani-karma...

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

“Mr. Chairman, on the motion to remove the current Trustees we have a dozen ayes and one very loud neigh.”

Holy shit, Magic Johnson comments here! Welcome, GOAT

Good idea. We need to get you into a front office pronto!

Sorry to hear this, he’s been one of the Brewers' best players in this series.

So when Butler sucker-punches Jeremy Lin for no reason, we’ll know where some of the blame belongs

Thankfully Jimmy only yelled at his fellow teammates, instead of being like his friend Mark and Committing Numerous Racist Hate Crimes including Beating A Vietnamese Man Leaving Him Permanently Blind In One Eye.

/I am doing this right?

You gotta out the ball over the white part of the plate

Olympia entertainment actually created a joint venture with PS&E called 313 Presents. These people are all connected together. There is probably an incentive to create fake demand rather than admit failure and lower ticket prices.

They should just ask his hairstylist and/or wig maker, that thing could cover a whole row of seat backs. 

The Five People You Meet In the Upper Deck

“Hmm...replacing the Red with Black? I’m intrigued.” -Dan Snyder

I wish I could say that, emotionally, I hate it for noble and woke reasons. But I simply hate it because it is so freaking annoying.

Everybody with an A on their hat was awful in the Braves’ 6-0 loss to start the series.

Acuña M’Tater

He’s finally healthy, finally got paid, and is still bellyaching and talking trash about his teammates. He’s talented, but can we agree that he’s a fuckboi?

I think those guys are super adorbs together.  Who takes longer to get ready you think? 

Yes yes, Yankees fans learned how to be assholes from the media, definitely

Media is to blame for some of this crap. They glorified the fact that Philly fans would assault other fans.