Given that his preferred destination is the Lakers, it is safe to say he’s had it with middling teams and wants to graduate to perennial 11th seed lottery recipient shitholes.

Patience, Coach Fizdale - you said you are a “rookie coach.” Respect will have to wait until you’re a grizzlied veteran.

As a long-suffering M’s fan, I look forward every spring to another 84-78 season to be filled with disappointment and the odd All-Star performance. Seeing Paxton ring up a 14-11 record with a 2.38 ERA is going to be an absolute delight!

So SAS can’t believe someone has the high profile and well paying job he does, despite the fact he clearly sucks at it and seems to be almost universally despised.

SOME WOULD SAY THE ENTIRETY OF OUR HISTORY

“This is your call, but as your consultant, I do not recommend going down this path, as it generates only a negative outcome and provides a good argument to defeat your proposal.”

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

“We’re in the NFL. We’re in a multibillion corporation. You can write that off on your taxes, but you’re charging these kids? There’s no part of it that’s right. Your heart’s not in the right direction when you’re doing that.”

I know earnest does not work well here, but fucking good for him. Just a guy in the NFL who wants to do right by the kids and who calls other guys out for charging them — even if on behalf of a charity that these kids have no responsibility to support? Hell yeah.

“Trophies!?!??”

“Wait... he’s atill around?!”

I for one would be devastated at not being able to travel to meet my brother so that we could stay up all night watching My Little Pony together.

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

Just barely losing in the most heartbreaking way is sort of a Buffalo tradition.

Illinois Basketball was dope as hell. No team ever perfected the high fade fro better than them. But let’s be honest, they were 1/100th as cool as The Fab Fucking 5. I don’t know who started the baggy short abomination, but the Fab 5 announced it to a world that has yet to recover.

+1 womb shifter

Unrelated but also a member of the impressive stats club: From 2002-2011 (149 weeks) a former University of Miami Hurricanes player scored a touchdown every week the NFL.

Steve Fisher’s lasting legacy at Michigan will always be a disgrace. No not the recruiting scandal of the Fab 5. I was his permitting them to wear those baggy shorts that has had such a devastating impact on our nation.

“How do you not mention Fisher’s most noteworthy stat?”

Does this have anything to do with his arrest in Alabama for corruption earlier today?