When Iginla was traded to the Kings, I texted the information to my dad. His response “He’s too fucking old.” I texted back “Dad, he’s my age.” His response “Well, you’re fucking old too.”

So inappropriate. The correct term is “ice whore”.

Just take the compliment!

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

“Did you see the rest of his team?”

“My impeachment trial is going to be the most classy and best one ever. It’s going to by huge.”

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

Sounds like coach has 99 problems....well maybe 100.

@SheMadAndDrunk

I love the twisted logic on these people. If you’re embarrassed that someone is showing people how you’re acting in public, maybe you should be embarrassed about how you’re acting in public.

I’ll cosine on that comment.

Moves like that are a SIN.

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

The cinder blocks help the anabolic steroids transubstantiate into the blood of the savior, bro.

They’re touring Florida. That would like trying to impress someone in NYC by going to a pop-up bar or complaining that subway turnstiles are unfair to homeless people.

I need to get to 10 turnovers tonight

An arc Noah didn’t appreciate.

This is the only correct answer. Fuck Jim Boeheim.