Talented. Psychopath. Psychopath wins out, Burfict needs to go.

I long for the day when all Americans can scream “how do you like me now!” at the man responsible for paying me $19 million dollars.

Jay’s wife told him, “In my expert medical opinion...”

Except for Pony Boy.

Cleveland State’s gym just imploded. Relax, NCAA’s got this.

Look out 10.25 wins coming at you Philly faithful. Believe in The Process.

Does this mean she never gets to be employed in the profession of her choice? I mean, if he had performed any act of DV toward her, none of the posters here would ever let him play professional football, correct?

Not sure which half of that is more sad.

Like anyone really thinks something will be worse than the butt fumble in LESS than 108 years. Butt fumble will live forever in sports infamy, Cubs, meh.

From the replies to Zoinked, I think a 747 just flew overhead.

Hate the Cubs. Hate. The. Cubs. Baez makes me like the Cubs. His love of the game, passion, and acrobatic plays are all so incredibly awesome.

“simple chemistry”- hmmm, I wouldn’t say Cutler and any science are exactly close.

Which as a Nashvillian I can attest has a homemade sign commemorating the departed. What it ought to commemorate is that no one else died in that crazed final night of his life.

Just goes to show that kicking is primarily mental. The NFL has had many successful 40 year old and older kickers and Sea Bass might be crushing beer cans and 50 yarders until he’s 60.

The look on the gentleman’s face when she says “look, he’s not running for Pope”— please loop that over and over. It is priceless.

+1 Blues Brother. “Oh honey, we got both kinds. Country and Western.”

Buffalo native and Ole Miss. What could go wrong?

Even more astounding is that he’s played for multiple World Series champions and has amazing stuff, yet has never won 20 games in a season.

Often combined with Dolt. And lately, shown regularly on television with orange hair.

Like all regular Deadspin comment readers, “aha, there’s the one I was lo0king for!”