I took the guy’s word for it. I don’t see any reason to doubt it.

Change professions.

Maybe you shouldn’t have opened your mouth to remove all doubt.

Who’s the fool for spending the afternoon defending that teacher?

Yeah, saying you’re “very disappointed” in a child usually has no emotional effect whatsoever.

And getting a teaching degree should probably not make you a liar—nor should it make you so sensitive that you can’t have a constructive dialogue with a nine year-old. This is like the pot calling the kettle a racial epithet.

It’s #4.

This guess says much more about you than it does about the story, you racist piece of shit.

He’s nine. Good fucking god.

He’s fucking NINE, you dimwit.

Thank god it’s “former.” How’s life as a prison guard?

Yeah . . . no.

Because you have to be nice calling me out on my lies when I lie or I’ll make you feel like shit, because it’s okay when I do it.” — Garbage Person.

Good lord. Accusing the kid of being rude is fucking stupid. I’m calling it: you’re a shitty teacher.

Which severely limits the functionality of the actual thing. . . .

It’s also a camera in your bedroom, if you have even an ounce of hacking paranoia. . . .

Never too soon.

Randy Johnson closed a Game 7 after starting a Game 6. . . .

You’re not going to name that pizza place, are you?

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