It’s hardly like Billy Bob is driving that thing to the nearest vegan restaurant. Go ahead and vilify him.

. . . if James Bond were named Bruce Wayne, you might be right.

You had a star. Then you kept talking.

I know! And Yahtzee is a dice game. I don’t even understand these kids any more!

Is this a god-damned JOKE?

Uno is not a board game. Neither is Yahtzee.

Yeah. Put one of these in my building and it’s empty and in pieces within the hour.

You mean the slippery slope, followed by the dipshit meme?

Counterpoint: you’re 100% full of shit.

Because I’m thinking about the actual fucking story above, nimrod. It’s the one where people are breaking into a supermarket while you clutch your precious pearls fearing for your Xbox.

Stay on topic.

Counterpoint: Stealing to eat in an epic natural disaster? 100% justified.

We are just talking about grocery stores, actually. That’s the story.

If I live in a warehouse-sized space and it’s full of shit you need to survive?

Come on, think ahead like one fucking step, man.

Someone called the cops on them. Are you paying attention, here?

Hard to forget.

That’s EXACTLY like taking food from a supermarket. Well played, M. Equivalence-Fausse.

So, your takeaway from Katrina was looting? And the response is more law and order.

Wow.

And then referenced in another one. He’s changing the story on the fly. JOURNALISM

For Christ’s sake, Burneko pretty much addressed that above. I’m gonna have to give you that kindergartner’s side-eye.

As long as they don’t get rid of the bobblehead museum, he can do whatever he wants.

His wOBA is a 20 points or so higher than last year. He’s hitting the ball harder, having some BABIP issues. He’s also playing elite defense—and presumably he’s not quite the same clubhouse jerk he’s been in the past. He probably won’t be rookie Puig, but he’s a lot better than he has been in 2015 and 2016. . . .