Just this morning I was listening to a podcaster talk about how comfort is a tool of oppression. That straight/white/cis/dudes - people who are not generally part of marginalized groups - tend not to experience much discomfort in their daily lives, at least not in any systematized way. If they encounter conversations…

Yeah, somehow brushing your teeth is exposing you to airborne shit particles, but PEELING FUCKING EGGS in the bathroom isn’t? This may be the worst take in funbag history.

What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

You have dope kids.

Are people seriously going to Disney World to start shit? WTF?

Pantry? Look at Fancy McPantry over here.

I was gonna say your top 5 Beatles song list was garbage, but then I saw you liked Rush, and everything made sense.

I save gas by going faster. That way, I get where I’m going more quickly and my vehicle spends less time burning gas.

God this is a shit take. What about teachers? Firefighters? Service workers? Where the fuck are they supposed to live?

They are “leery” of homeowning because they can’t afford it.

I still love “slouching breasts” as though sometimes a lady’s breasts are just too lazy to stand up straight. I’m constantly telling mine to get off the couch and mow the lawn.

The argument I always default to is that peak Jordan would beat peak LeBron in one on one

While his sustained (and somehow still increasing) individual excellence is, and has been, a marvel to behold, the most incredible aspect of his career has been the success of his teams. Yes, Miami was loaded with LBJ, Wade, and Bosh, but look at the dog shit teams that he played on in CLE.

That sucks for Turner...he’s probably not going to be able to shave for a while.

That is remarkable.

EDIT: here’s an album with a few choice beauty shots. Her name is Bessie, for the record, and she’s perfection incarnate.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.

Read the fucking article (and/or the source). Kershaw was pissed at the agent because it was clear that setting up meetings with National League teams was nothing more than a publicity stunt. Ohtani had no intention of joining the Dodgers or the Cubs, but that only became clear to the Dodgers FO and players at the…

“which will take or damage private property”