During the campaign, there were two phones with access to the Twitter account, one his unsecured Android and another a random iPhone. Maybe someone else is putting out the sane tweets?

Wrong hand.

That’s a bit like your boss asking you to send every data point in an Excel spreadsheet separately with individual emails. You’re getting paid, so, you know, don’t be so bitchy.

I need a bigger one. Living room, I mean.

Why are you reheating it?!?

A fine explanation. Should get more stars.

Leaks are sort of standard though, right? I mean, there are Wikileaks, which sometimes legitimately endanger U.S. interests abroad, Cheney leaks, which out active CIA undercovers, and whistleblowers, who potentially save lives by uncovering malfeasance (to name just a few). The Pentagon Papers were a leak, and were…

Most of this isn’t “public” (it’s leaked info), so it’s hardly McMaster holding a press conference contradicting Trump. He’s not really going out of his way to undermine the president. He’s just stating longstanding U.S. policy in the region. These THAAD missles do, after all, protect 30,000 U.S. troops stationed in…

Yeah. Just buy a garlic press. Done.

All the Batmans

Take a drive through all of Milwaukee. It’s got all the urban down pat.

I prefer “The Force Remakens.” Quibbles. Still a snooze.

I’ll just leave this here:

I’m pretty sure I know a bad syllogism when I see it, yeah.

This is bad logic. Are you five?

Thank you. Tachos. Cheese ftw.

Oh, for Christ’s sake. Glow sticks for the gay guy and voter intimidation for the (hypothetical) black guy. Rick Perry must think date rape is a Chinese hoax.

Yeah. Let the damned teeth tear into the bread. My favorite part of restaurant work was busboys on crouton duty. Don’t let the teeth dig in? BLOODBATH.

Superpower: brevity.

Yes: All those teams were superior to the Giants on that wild run, but all those teams were also inferior to the 2016 Cubs.