Just confining that to capital letters is kind of generous. He has trouble with letters in general. Remember Covfefe?

Hope they don’t have any trouble getting a cake.

“Uh, why the fuck is Senator Bob “I’m on trial for corruption” Menendez running for reelection? Can someone please explain?”

Hmm a sci-fi franchise calling a special collection of songs Music of the Spheres, where have I heard that before... oh yeah Doctor Who did it nearly a decade ago.

Someone set this fuck on fire. Seriously it’s not funny anymore.

Am I supposed to be surprised overwatch fans would be addicted to boring inane nonsense?

You are assuming these people aren’t just legitimately dumb.

And he’s laughing all the way to the bank at all the morons that actually watched it.

At this point I honestly would not be surprised if they actually canceled Christmas. I mean Obama supported it right?

I know we joke about it and all but... He seriously does have tiny little hands doesn’t he?

It’s only a matter of time before Rita Repulsa throws down her staff and exclaims “Make my monster grow!” creating a 10 story tall Coulter. God I hope she’s wearing slacks that day.

I mean they must be running out of sexual abusers to hide by now right? ...right? Ok no there is a 99% chance every one of them has molested something.

Preferably not in the office. I imagine that corpse would leave an impossible to remove smell pretty much immediately. Somewhere less dignified. I’m thinking in the handicap stall in a McDonald’s bathroom halfway through a second Big Mac is more deserving.

Fox it doesnt matter how far into the PS1 era graphics uncanny valley you shove her skanky ass, she’s never going to look like a real person. That being said we also don’t want to see her in HD.

I am honestly surprised they haven’t come up with some one-upmanshiped version of “dear leader” yet. “Most dear megaleader with large hands” or some such.

Why would you put “peek a boo” on the shell? Wouldn’t it make more sense on the slug? Or not at all. It’s not like whoever you are shooting is going to see it either way. It’s really just a silly action movie trope that only make sense with magic time slowing/stopping powers and is otherwise really dumb.

So if Nazis want something we are just supposed to give it to them and shun it forever? I don’t think the Jewish community would jive with that thought process.

My friend and I were discussing this very workaround. I suggested calling fetuses “presentient collections of cells.” See how that messes with their anti-abortion zeal.

He should be put to death for that name alone.

If god has really written out our lives, wouldn’t that include being gay or having an abortion? If so isn’t Moore essentially claiming he knows better than god? Either way I’m pretty sure god would (will?) have choice words for a “man” that targets 14 year olds when he’s in his 30s.