Plot twist, the neighbor did it and blamed it on the town drunk.

No minifig? These things usually have a weird minifig crammed in the cover. Pirate Yoda or some nonsense.

No minifig? These things usually have a weird minifig crammed in the cover. Pirate Yoda or some nonsense.

I would be happy with the universe where a magic 8 ball was elexted president. Sure it might make some bad decisions but at least it has the POSSIBILITY of getting something right.

How does this nitwit not understand that no one cares how the stock market is doing because only the already ridiculously rich own the vast majoroty of the stocks. Meanwhile jobs growth, a number that actually matters, is in the toilet. Quit patting yourself on the back and do the job you stole, you ugly orange turd.

Clearly there’s only one way to settle it, see which of them can chug a bottle of bleach the fastest.

Pff like we’re really going to make it another 32 years without wiping ourselves out.

I know this article is more than half a decade old and I only read the first sentence but I feel I know enough to make a comment. That is NOT a horrible thing to think about a baby. The horrible things are the parents that know full well they have an ugly ass baby but still shove it in your face and expect you to lie…

Assault and batteries is never a joking situation.

Considering I work third shift at a place that considers New Years Day to be the holiday and thus have been working at the strike of midnight the last several years, I think I’ll reserve my right to complain.

Haven’t you been paying attention? It doesn’t matter what we ask for. We didn’t ask for our current president, still stuck with him.

To be fair you don’t know that. He could have been drowning puppies before he answered the door. He’s just the only one we don’t 100% know is shit.

Oh. My. God. He is actually paraphrasing a quote from HOMER FUCKING SIMPSON.

I was unaware they sold animated frozen beverages. Will they do all syrup?

Who would have thought rubbing metallic glitter on your face would be a bad thing. Oh right, every single person in your immediate vaccinity forever.

“Roy Moore, purveyor and sole customer of Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Basement.”

That still baffles me, even for someone as clearly stupid as he is. “I think it was great at the time when families were united — even though we had slavery — they cared for one another. Our families were strong, our country had a direction.” You think the only time our country has been so divided (so far) that it…

Sorry, that save file was deleted. At this point our only option is to keep playing though to the bad ending or wipe the entire thing and start over.

Will there even still be an America by 2020? I don’t even mean the country. The continent. I assume this land mass will be known as the Great Western Wasteland.

The only thing I can say about that story is that I hope, like a child getting burned by the stove, she learns her lesson well. I won’t go so far as to say she deserved it, or was “asking for it” as I am 100% sure republicans would say, just that if this doesn’t open her eyes to the kind of people she’s supporting,…

I don’t imagine he is ever not gassy. I am 99% sure if you poked him with a pin he would whither like an inflated condom.