Someone teach this piece of garbage what universal truth means. God didn’t even write the book that’s about him, he certainly didn’t “author” my life, and my liberty is inspite of religious zealots like Moore, not because of it. TL;DR: fuck Moore with a splintery cross.

The one time I hope Christians are right so this piece of shit can spend the next eternity getting his just deserts in hell.

Ill wait for snopes to double check your analysis but I will say at first glance it seems on the up and up.

It is genuinely frightening.

I get what she’s saying but “They should be dealt with” sounds pretty scary coming from anyone trump adjacent.

There is absolutely no justification for this. It is completely antagonistic to the average person. Its been said a million times but somehow it still shocks me just how completely, utterly, comically evil the Orange Julius and everyone he hires is.

That headline seems awfully long... here, let me just...

Wait what?! Somehow I’d never seen the bit about her being elected Democrat. How in the hell did that ever fly? What’s the opposite of a log cabin republican? Sewer dwelling democrat?

The only good that could possibly come of this is if as soon as the last of these psychopaths entered the building they closed and locked the doors then all the walls fell away reveling it to be a giant cage. It would then be airlifted to the closest active volcano and dropped in.

What. The. Fuck. Martial arts? He didn’t leap out at them from a dark alley you dumb windbag.

I can’t star this enough.

He probably licks all the sandwiches before he starts eating, and if he gets full just throws the extras away.

That is way too respectful of a way to go out. He doesn’t deserve to share anything with Elvis. He should have a heart attack while getting pissed on by a Russian hooker.

He can only hold so much with those tiny hands. I’m surprised it isn’t just like 4 kids meals.

Only the dumb ones.

It’s either a chocolate malt or a chocolate malted milkshake. If I ever actually worked at McDonald’s and you asked me for a “chocolate malted” I will absolutely put chocolate sauce and malt powder on a burger and hand it to you.

Ironic insults and childish behavior do not make you look like the reasonable one here. He has a legitimate argument, pull your fingers out of your ears and join the conversation like an adult or don’t say anything at all.

You know what they say, location location location doesn’t really matter when you are raping someone you fucking rapist.

If there were any real justice in this world his sentence would have been “slowly lowered into acid.” Not terribly strong acid mind you, not enough to kill. Just enough to make his outside appearance match his inner monster.

Game(s) as bad as that don’t deserve art as good as this.