Considering I expected 2017 to be the last year, I guess a bad year is still a positive? Is this the world we live in now? Where every day that doesn’t end in nuclear fire is as close as we get to a win?

I’m sure he also sends his thoughts and prayers.

Nah, he absolutely sits down to pee. But if he didn’t, yes, he would leave it up every time.

Never in my life. But you know... I respect women... and I don’t have the mentality of a 15 year old. So I guess I’ll never be president.

I guess when they said the South would rise again they ment they would just make the entire country an intolerable shithole until every half decent person leaves.

How can this scumbag fucking hypocrite even think the words “fake news” after retweeting 100% proven undeniably fake racist videos? That level of hypocrisy should cause a spacial event where he gets spontaneously sucked into his own asshole.

What does it say about the world when the first think I think when I see “HIV cases” is “Who sexually assaulted someone and gave them HIV?” rather than just cases of people with HIV.

I wonder if when he pardoned the turkey he whispered under his breath “but only the white parts.”

“”utility-style” net neutrality rules”

“”utility-style” net neutrality rules”

Is this a peek into what would happen at the Kardashian kompound if (when?) they finally fall out of relevance? Can you imagine the droves of people that would line up to rummage through that dumpster pile?

You are going to be mighty busy if you write a post for every racist being racist. Sure “#1 digital country music download” might make it sound news worthy but surely that’s like being the #1 bakery that exclusively sells day old white frostingless cupcakes. Most people only go there because their parents did and they…

Satan was genderless (and fictional) and women tell fart jokes. Everything else checks out.

Gee who would have thought a self aggrandizing asshole bullshit artists like Dunham would be an asshole full of bullshit. Its almost like the world would undeniably be a better place if she suddenly lost the ability to comminicate in any way.

You mean Funko Pops right? Both stores near me have basically become Funko Pop storefronts that happen to have some games.

Some people think Donald Trump regularly molests then eats puppies. Hmm? Oh no not me, some people. You’d have to ask them for the proof.

“It was terrible! The summary was an entire two pages and there wasn’t a SINGLE bullet point!”

“The game’s protagonist Iden Versio will have her cost reduced to 5,000 credits.”

What an incredibly American and thus completely wrong take.

The way they did her name tag makes it look like her name is Kathleen Hartnett and her qualifications are being white. Which... yeah that checks out.