Seriously, the live action BATB was like a bad chinese knockoff of the original. The songs we know and love were flat and emotionless and the new ones were forgettable. And the book thing? Other than because the plot wants to tell her moms backstory why would the enchantress that just cursed you and everyone you know…

Maybe you missed the sarcasm but the implication was that a college education doesn’t mean much if someone with one gleefully spews such nonsense like a racist Neanderthal.

Isn’t one of the main pillars of the argument against gun control that the “bad guys” can get them anyway and it just makes it harder for the “good guys” to fight back? And yet here is someone clearly and loudly announcing their intent to do harm and the best he can manage is some airsoft. The weapon of the high…

Sadly that was my first thought. Immigrated using the specific program trump wants to demonize. An orgy of evidence that he was a terrorist helpfully supplied by him. No real guns so gun control can’t be brought up and the police where in no real danger after he was out of the vehicle. Within spitting distance of…

Why whatever do you mean? How can you read something as well thought out as “Hard not go with MAGA” and not assume that is a college educated person?

My personal timeline for the movies is Halloween, Halloween 2, and Halloween H20. It keeps him as the most terrifying thing, just a psychotic, perhaps unusually buff and lucky, murderer. Something that could actually happen to and by a real person. No Celtic curses or any such nonsense. Its just such a satisfying…

Imagine you are driving down a mountain and there is another car a little bit ahead of you and realize its gotten dark so you turn on your headlights. Then the car ahead of you starts frantically looking back at you and speeding and then they pull over like they are waiting for you. They probably just hid until the…

Nah the garage was an add on so the attic doesn’t extend into the house.

You left a dirty dish that had milk in it in a sink on your last day? Ghost or no ghost, dick move.

It’s hot leaf water for crying out loud, of course this was going to fail. Now if you excuse my I am going to enjoy my morning cup of hot bean juice.

This is just my personal observation but everyone I know that doesn’t like candy corn is the sort of person that eats candy of any sort rarely, but voraciously when they do. No, candy corn is not good when you ingest them like they are air and you are drowning. But a few pieces at a time in the right mood is the…

This is just my personal observation but everyone I know that doesn’t like candy corn is the sort of person that…

Being a DC movie. What did you expect?

No mention of the Scream movies? The outright laughably inept killers that only get away with it as long as they do because everyone else is so stupid its surprising they can get their shoes on the right feet?

You know what, as long as I get my peanuts I don’t care. Twice. TWICE have I been on flights where they didn’t hand them out because someone with allergies told them not to. I’m not saying you can’t fly if you have allergies but that shit is your problem and there are things you can do to protect yourself without…

Ill be honest I though the exact same thing.

Yep, glad my attic access is in the garage and we always keep the door to the house locked. Fudge that noise.

If it makes you feel any better there are crazy dangerous people everywhere.

To be fair, it is Halloween. They just got invited to the scariest haunted house in the country.

Wow. I know he is an infant in an orange raisin costume but I never expected him to go full on “I’m rubber and you’re glue.”

Like someone else said, you don’t actually know that. The “ninjas” are all wearing yellow full body suits. For all we know the janitor is the lightest one there.