Woh, dude needs some serious perspective. If that’s all it takes to completely shatter the glass house that is his confidence he’s lucky he found someone willing to preserve it that long.

Then wouldn’t calling everything a bag be more equal than purse?

Remember when it was an “if” and not a “when” situation? Can we just go back to when the worst thing a president did was get a blowjob?

Is this really what you want society to become? Nitpicking just to find excuses to call people something-”phobic”? A racially, sexually, gender diverse nation of thought police?

A LoL player displaying toxic video game behavior? Color me shocked. They poison every community they touch.

Whaaaat? They think someone involved with the trump administration might not be completely trustworthy? Noooooo.

Its that green fruit with the fuzz on the outside right?

It bothers me that I already know what that is.

w̶e̶e̶p̶s̶. burns.

That horse died at the starting line due to heart attack from being forced fed burnt steak and ketchup.

A shrink? Hell I’m pretty sure someone that hasn’t quite gotten the hang of potty training could figure that one out.

Their days supply of what?

In fact is there anyway we can move up that “can’t move or speak” timetable?

That should be followed by “She was then given her evening dementia pills and soon realized how completely insane that sounds.”

My first thought was “What the hell is chemically wrong with that orange lard shaped vaguely like a mans brain that he would think this is okay” then it was quickly followed by my second thought of “Why did it take till Obama for something as common sense as that to even be a thing?” But then I remember who came…

That is a truly a shame. I would easily trade the lives of every Kardashian for any of the amazing actors we have lost the last few years. Not that that is what those actors are worth, I would also trade the lives of every Kardashian for like... a small Coke with no ice.

There is a lot of people. As in scenes with people and not Godzilla. But I liked it a lot.

Don’t, its absolute garbage.

It hurt my brain to read that.

Ok what is with the crotch cars?