That’s a pretty low bar then because that comic is pure garbage.

You’re just pissy because you have a dogs name.

Except that’s not true. Belgium eats the most fries, and they eat it with a mayo based sauce... so...

She’s not a squid.

Jesus I know double Xp is a shitty webcomic but that is a garbage script pulled straight from Penny Arcade’s trash can circa 2008 with art stolen from Penny Arcade circa 1999.

Fox News H̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶E̶r̶i̶c̶ ̶B̶o̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶  Accused of Sexual Harassment, ̶T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶T̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶I̶t̶’̶s̶ ̶S̶e̶x̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ Surprising No One.

Half that list sounds like a threat. The rest is just actual nonsense.

Hey now Kristen Steward my have dead soulless eyes but she isn’t THAT ug... Oh you mean an actual canine. Carry on.

That’s cool and all but they really didn’t practice at least enough for him to understand the gas and brakes beforehand?

I appreciate your name accurately describing the content of your comments.

They should just pick one control style and stick with it, whatever it may be. Changing rules just so injured players can keep up with healthy ones means someone is getting an advantage. Professionals want to be taken as seriously as traditional sports right? If a baseball player broke a leg they wouldn’t let him…

I find it hard to care that someone who “pretends” to be an asshole for attention has to deal with assholes looking for attention. Birds of a feather.

If you get banned for legitimately killing a popular streamer just because they are a streamer that sounds like a pretty ruined game. That is the scenario he is talking about.

So basically Pippin.

Texas?

It’s amazing how often xenophobia and completely idiocy go hand on hand. Oh wait... No it isn’t.

It says in the story she hasn’t been able to get work for TWO YEARS. If just the cover of one album costs $125 I can easily believe she lost out on that much money over that amount of time. Even if not, hopefully it will teach these terrible people a lesson, call it an asshole tax.

You should not feel like an asshole for explaining common sense. Its sad we live in a world were simple logic is too much for most people to handle. They are the assholes.

There is an alternate universe were Sharknados are real and at least a yearly occurrence and it still sounds pretty good compared to the one we got.

What kind of monster puts a straw in a can without putting it through the tab.