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Pretty much everyone called it as a fun but ultimately shallow experience so... yeah, no surprise there. 

Would you replace the airbag in your steering wheel with liquid glitter? I am genuinely curious.

Why does everyone have the crazy eyes.

No amount of nostalgia can make up for how uncomfortable these get in my hands.

No amount of nostalgia can make up for how uncomfortable these get in my hands.

Honestly I doubt he’s ever even met her. He’d think its beneath him to meet the people responsible for his meals.

They probably have decent chefs at the Whitehouse that haven’t quiet lowered their standards enough to burn a steak and slather it in enough ketchup to make his wittle baby tum tum happy either.

Hey now that’s not fair, you shouldn’t tarnish his name like that. Arnold doesn’t deserve to be dragged down to Trumps level. He was only going to hand over West point to the british, Drump wants to ruin the entire country and give the smoking remains to Putin.

This... this is stupid right? Its not just me? $40 for a bit of leather that is still need to attach my car key to separately? And only takes standard shaped key ends. This is S40 for something worse than the free metal keyring that comes with damn near every key.

This... this is stupid right? Its not just me? $40 for a bit of leather that is still need to attach my car key to

“I could also have lied to the officer saying I’m jus here to attend TI but something seems wrong with that and it shouldn’t be necessary.”

Why isn’t Batman wearing gloves? It just... really sticks out.

At what point would another country invading and taking over be a relief? I feel like we’ve passed that point.

Why isn’t this ketchup vs mustard? Or mayo vs unbranded “salad dressing”? This just seem like oranges vs the carburetor from a 1984 Camaro.

I’m not saying you aren’t telling the truth but is amazing how often an internet person is a thing that proves them right. If I had a dollar for every supposed English teacher I’ve corrected the grammar of... though the more horrifying possibility is they aren’t lying. It would explain why Kids These Days™ can’t write

That’s nice. Useless, but nice.

Until I see actual real scientific evidence I refuse to believe these aren’t just an overhyped gimmicky toy. And if that evidence does come out it will probably be years after this fad has passed on.

Scum. The entire administration is unequivocally scum. The fact that there hasn’t been another flood at this point is pretty much proof there is no god.

That’s not really what a cruise is. Its just a mode of transportation that happens to also be your hotel. There might be a day or two without a stop but usually its just going from port to port so you can see different places.

A... Poopocalypse?

I just know banding was involved somehow.

Depends if it was standard or legacy.