Okay to be fair, and yes this is all very dumb and creepy, it says it will have a mist effect while shes in the shower, as in water, which at least makes sense while still being really creepy. The smell section seems to be a separate event.

Trumpanzee, that’s a good one, I’m writing that down.

Of course its a joke because that would imply Trump is human. I assume he simply climbed out of the filth at the bottom of a swamp the way they thought frogs did in medieval times.

I know its like “the joke” or whatever but for real, is it just me or do his hands look almost freakishly small in this picture? Like his watch has to be that tight just to keep it from sliding right off.

Huh turns out when people can’t cheat the game becomes more competitive. Who’da thunk it.

The fact that the think kane and lynch 2 is worth $15 is hilarious, and I doubt they will even be able to give it away.

Actually I just thought they were a dumb fad that schools will inevitably ban making kids want them all the more until the market gets flooded and they get bored of it and the next dumb fad comes along and they get collectively abandoned and no one will say a word about them until 20 years from now when they end up on…

Mother 3 is a Gameboy Advance game.

Don’t forgot the people that didn’t vote at all because they just assumed she’d win. Fuck them extra hard.

When you are using two “words” to describe pronunciations of a word, and one of those words IS the word you are explaining the pronunciation of, common sense says that should be the pronunciation.

The fact that the cord for the controllers go off to the side where we can’t see them is a little worrisome. Hopefully they listened to complaints and they are three feet long this time.

And how hard esports players try to not be taken seriously. Then again maybe the ones that do nothing but bitch have the right idea. This person does what I can only assume is a somewhat impressive maneuver and gets all of three short paragraphs, but every time a Melee player farts the wrong way its the biggest deal…

Or anyone with common sense that can see it’s just not good.

Alternatively don’t bother and play a good game.

I can see why the style would appeal to some people but it’s just way too busy for me. I like clean and simple art.

From the wording it sounds more like a class about how to get as close to rape as possible without being held legally accountable than avoiding it all together. I’m sure all those young athletes and married men will take judicious notes.

I’m friends with someone who had the “privilege” of working with her. Trust me, she’s worse.

Wouldn’t you be an asshole too if your delinquent parent forced you to spend time with a straight up child abuser?

Good, if the rest of this monsters life is nothing but insults and ridicule it would barely be a fraction of the misery she has caused the children these shit parents let her abuse.

Is it really a “freak accident” if the thing had been recalled because the same thing has happened multiple times?