There is no “attempting” they are making a living off it. If your qualification for a job being not worth working is having to deal with shitty people sometimes then there isn’t a job on this planet you can work.

I played the crap out of this game. Indoors. With a UV lamp. Because I worked third shift so was only awake at night most of the time.

A.) Does anyone really call it “Electronic Three“? And B.) Cooking Mama, duh.

WAIT Wait wait... They still make Entertainment Weekly?

Because you personally know some liberals in a racist, homophobic, sexist cult, I shouldn’t judge a racist, homophobic, sexist cult? Yeah that follows

Did I say that? Are there only “really good” and “bad” moms in your world?

Have people really become so stupid and lazy they need shows broken down into three minute chunks? If you can only keep your attention focused on one thing for three minutes and there is nothing medically wrong with you, you are either a toddler or your parents have failed you. Read a book that doesn’t pop up.

See my first thought was is she a “really good mom” if she exposed her kid to the Mormon church in the first place?

Or... you know... a commercial for noodles.

Follow up report: If you are surprised by this you may have some form of brain damage and should seek medical assistance.

Fine by me since my table has been flipped since the orange gasbag won, you’d just be setting it right side up till the next atrocity.

Its good to know in these times of turmoil that Double XP being shit is still a fundamental physical constant.

They are really going to blame being an assholes on other countries airport security beef levels and yet American airport security is significantly overbeefed, and most of that beef is rotten.

This Is Not A Drill.

Personally I would be a little worried if the medical professional responsible for keeping me and my newborn child alive through an incredibly traumatic event showed evidence they gave credence to nonsense birthing voodoo.

No anime DVD included, no dice.

Does anyone actually like steel book cases? Why would they feel the need to include two? Chuck all that garbage and just have it ship with a live baby camel.

I will never understand intentionally misspelling things. Why is pretending to be stupid seen as “cute?”

The thing is its nearly impossible to get to the point of perjury for him. First you need some sort of fire retardant bible that can withstand bursting into flames at his touch long enough for him to actually give an oath, then a court recorder with a strong enough mental fortitude to not consider the sweet release of…

As someone who identifies as a goldfish I approve of this.