“In unrelated news Russia has informed us no more investigations by the FBI would be necessary as Russia is going to look into wether it not Russia helped rig the election. This just in: Russia has cleared Russia of all involvement.”

It is a heck of an age/location gap. Try telling a kid these days games used to be loaded onto a computer from a cassette (after you’ve explained what a cassette is) and it would blow their minds.

I guess I’m finally a hipster. I hated her before this stupid commercial.

Eventually my brain is going to think the words “these idiots can’t possibly be this clueless” that the combination of words will become meaningless to me.

Just the name of that fucking place makes me seethe.

I was going to make fun of you but really what’s the point after “Oh shut the fuck salty bitch.” What could I possibly say that would make you sound more ignorant than that? Kudos. You win with your preemptive strike of stupidity.

How about we talk about the kind of deviant that sits on a desk when there is a PERFECTLY GOOD CHAIR RIGHT THERE.

Wild horses are practically vermin because of backwards thinking like this. Their population just keeps getting bigger and bigger with no kind of check. We spend billions every year just finding land to put them on. We already send horses to other countries to be slaughtered for their meat, and some of it does come…

Make sure your muscles line up correctly for some boulder punchin action!

#1 is just stupid. Yeah let me drop my super powerful rare bow and watch it slide into lava for the shitty piece of wood I swapped it for while trying to pick up the monster parts. No.

Wow. Slow to respond and don’t get jokes. Sad! Not sure how you take an accurate description of events as a “reimagining.”

Look at you Double XP, you managed to find two characters without hands to poorly tell a joke so old it’s collecting social security. Keep up the... work. Or better yet, don’t.

I would put down money the Denmark Prime Minister tweet was written by someone else. No hashtags, decent grammar, no one word exclamations, nothing about grabbing ladies without their permission.

Thank you. The mental gymnastics you’d have to go through to get from “How often you wash the rest of your body depends upon your skin type and level of activity” to “you never need to wash any other parts of your body” is truly astounding. “In other words” is right. Other, completely different words that do not mean…

Don’t be ridiculous. Trump is obviously Palpatine. The pure evil being that convinced a bunch of idiots to vote to give him a ridiculous amount of power and immediately began using it to ruin everything and wants to build a huge offensive structure that ultimately won’t accomplish much.

Philip DeFranco has said the same thing, that from the beginning he has set up his business in a way that it could continue even if YouTube was sucked into a black hole of bullshit like this, but it still worries him because of how it affects the little guys, the up and comers.

I’m sorry but that comment with that username just gave me the extreme creeps.

Its pretty safe to assume that literally anything you can think of, some people are into that. Wether or not that particular thing is judged by society to be acceptable is an entirely different story. Personally I’d say this is getting pretty close to the borderline.

I wear the sheika armor 9o% of the time, its sleek and makes it easy to nab the random bugs/lizards you happen across while wandering around. It still chafes my hide the Sheik amiibo head piece doesn’t count towards the upgrade bonus, why make people choose between looking like a fan favorite character and general…

You can get it for free in one of the labyrinths. I think its the one North of the second research station. Granted its surrounded by sleeping guardians that wake up once you take it.