And when the Tumblr parasite unlatches and moves on to whatever game they want to pretend is full of lesbians next you will have a bunch of pointless keys.

So if some guy had what looks an awfully lot like a gun pointed at your head, and is refusing to put it down, and a police officer had a clear shot at that person, you would want them to wait until that guy had shot you in the head before they took him down?

Good to see fashion marketing is just as dumb as most fashion these days.

So, to be clear, if a high ranking official from a foreign governments asks him to dinner to discuss policies, and that person happens to be a woman, he is going to say what essentially amounts to “No, I cant do that, because I might try and fuck you.”? And this somehow denotes strength to religious people?

And here I thought sports were about using a specially crafted set of skills to attempted to attain a specific goal more proficiently than your opponent. Apparently all that nonsense is just a framing device and its really “all about” people being offensive dicks. Good to know.

“quality of life improvements”? What does that even mean in terms of a video game?

Can we talk about just how much “The Perfect Drink” shrine quest can fuck right off? ::SPOILERS FOR REALLY STUPID QUEST BELOW::

I could not stand the shrine that is essentially one of those dumb little toys you get at the dentist (or are old enough to remember when Cracker Jack prizes didn’t blow) that is just a little maze and you have to tilt a ball bearing through it. The maze was fine but the little flick you had to do at the end to get it…

If only. It can’t possibly stop with pieces like this. “Don’t give these people attention! Oh but make sure to click our articles about them, we’re snarky so the attention we give them doesn’t count.” Like trying to put out a fire with gas.

Its pretty disingenuous to write an entire article about how these people shouldn’t be famous.

I mean, you’re a few decades late on the whole “naming people after underwear is weird” thing. Or early. I can never keep all these timelines straight.

See that kind of insight would only matter if the president were human.

“Offensive” team indeed.

If you are going to copy and paste your dumb argument, you could at least spell check it.

Stop trying to calm their righteous outrage with your common sense! There is no place for your facts amidst all this Twitter remonstration! The people need to know that things that don’t apply to 99.9% of them are happening!

...what? I don’t see anyone offering him $10 for the mastersword.

I’m starting to think Double XP being bad is just a universal constant, and if they ever came up with an original, good joke time itself would simply unravel. A decent background would tear a hole in reality through which an unending flood of terribly drawn hands would invade.

Ok but can I play it on my N64? I have the expansion pak...

That attitude isn’t going to prove anything. The fact of the matter is you are both right in some aspects. They deserve the compensation for displaying their particular skills, and they are huge whiney entitled babies. Not sure why you seem to think both can’t be true. Have you never heard of a Hollywood celebrity?…

Yeah, say what you want about Halo or e-sports in general but there is more than enough evidence to prove “Ninja” (is that really the best nickname you could come up with? Was “Pirate” already taken?) is more than just a tool, he’s the entire tool box.