Oh thank god, another retro action RPG, I was afraid we weren’t going to get one today. 

Maybe I’m just not far enough removed from The Last of Us Part 2, but, with PS4 games, I instinctually hit triangle to mount my horse. In Ghost, however, that button is reserved for heavy attacks. (There’s no way to remap controls in Ghost of Tsushima.) This will piss off your horse, who will then ignore you for about…

There is no such thing as too much babka. 

donald trump thanks you for your support.

You know, thank you.

That doesn’t answer my question.

Yeah, these comment are...really eye-opening. Everyone is either taking a personal experience and attaching it to this, acting like they’re experts on the internet, or, more of less, just straight up dunking on this family who are clearly struggling with the loss of a child.

The thing is, it won’t help the family.

At the pretty well know burger joint near me, you might get kicked out for doing that as well.

you don’t need to resort to theft.

uuuuuugh

Anybody else getting a little tired of the “meme simulator” games?

For every Goose Game it feels like there are 5 games with a random animal running a broken unity test environment just being suuuUuper wacky. I dunno feels lazy. 

JFC. Butter your eggs? And don’t forget to fry them in Pig LARD.

This. Asshole. Right. Here. Most unfair and punishing, long-winded fight in a Souls game I’ve ever had the absolute misfortune and fun in playing against.

This is what having a job is like. This is what life is like. You went into the gaming industry assuming what, that you’d be sitting on your ass and playing video games? Welcome to work. People are worked to near death in construction today and sacrificing their bodies just to put meat on the table and these dumbasses…

You missed the opportunity to call it “Horizon Zelda Dawn.”

In only 36 words, you’ve said enough to make me believe that it’s probably a you problem, not a them problem.

Nothing is timeless. Enjoy your life, enjoy your hobbies. Accept that everything ends someday.

Just go masturbate to the sex scene in Desperado like everyone else.