Sorry, but I can’t watch a From lore video unless it’s narrated by a soft-spoken, pretentious British boy taking...random mid-sentence pauses...so that...what they’re saying...sounds...more intelligent than it really is. Oh, and every video needs to start with some eye-rolling nonsense like “Our story begins...”

It’s the best pizza in a cup ever. Dominos is unbelievable. They ran the old cup o’ pizza guy out of business.

You’re criticizing the internet’s favorite new flavor-of-the-week meme game AND it’s about racism? Don’t you realize these people have attached their identities to this crap? Should’ve just posted an image of your pet looking at the TV while you play the game with a caption of “11/10 would play with ball of string…

I know. And if she had just, like, a little bit of stubble...ooh, so hot!

The point seems clear: Diablo fans want microtransactions far, far away from their Diablo.

If you think a few short sentences is a “large block of text” I would like to suggest that you consider picking up a book sometime.

“Why are you the only man who wants to stay with me?”

Eh, even if he was just emulating Hamill, I thought Troy Baker’s Joker was spot-on and more than just a generic sounding dude.

rpg masochism (dark souls and nioh)

Congratulations to “Professional Blogger” Luke Plunkett For Completing a Blog Post Implying That a 73-year-old Man with Over 50 Years of Writing Credits to His Name Doesn’t Write Enough

Just so we’re clear—your stance is that George R.R. Martin, an incredibly accomplished 73-year-old man who has been in the workforce for over 50 years and has consistently won awards for his work since the ‘70s, has a “notoriously poor work ethic”?

One time my ex girlfriend got me a gun rack. A gun rack. I don’t even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do...with a gun rack?

The Edge of the Prairie is worth a listen:

I was so excited for Tyrrany to come out, but then it released just a couple of days after Trump got elected. That kinda killed any desire to play a game where you work for an omnipotent malevolent dictator. I eventually came back to it a couple years later, and it’s a phenomenal game. But jeez talk about bad…

It would lower rates of incarceration among people of color and chip away at the prison industrial complex.

Yes, clearly the author’s intention was to shame people for not wanting to fuck a digital vampire.

You know damn well the American government will never regulate the industry properly

It feel like there was a conversation between execs and Nomura at one point where they begged him to make the first part of the remake at least somewhat coherent, and his response was, “Okay fine, but ima Nomura the SHIT out of the ending and subsequent games.” I’m preparing for a whole lotta belts, zippers, and…

I completed all the DC content before going to NYC, and I regret it. The DC missions were really fun and dropped alot of good gear for my character, but then all that gear is immediately invalidated within about an hour of gameplay in NYC. You go up 10 levels in about 10 hours of gameplay in NYC so all your gear goes…

If I keep coming here pretty soon my scrambled eggs are going to be made in a waffle iron, slathered in duck fat, and probably soaked in some kinda booze.