I just need to know if you can pet the dog.

Even the pancakes are cake!

For a second I thought I’d accidentally clicked on a Polygon article.

Eh? If you’re talking about the actor, Mike Meyer’s is also an American citizen, but even then his parents emigrated from England not Scotland. If you’re talking about the character, well it’s set in SF so it stands to reason he’s also an American citizen.

In my head, this was interpreted in Rust Cohle’s voice.

This. Don’t like it? Then get the hell out of the industry. No one asked you to be a game developer, and there are a million people waiting to take your place. Go do something else if you don’t like the conditions. If you want to make art for a living, you’ll need to bleed for it.

Fight me about it.

It took me 14 years to beat this game. I also bought it day one and...just couldn’t get into it. Must’ve started the game more than a dozen times over the years, never getting more than an hour or two in. I wanted to desperately to like this game but couldn’t. Then one day it just clicked. I finally dug in and really l…

“I was pushed to not necessarily be in compliance with state or federal laws,”

I believe the correct term is “vapist.”

Ah ok, I get it. So when EA does something right, it’s not EA. When EA does something wrong, it’s EA. Makes total sense.

It’s been a rough month for Conrod

Indivisible is kinda in a new category

“pretty much a 16-hour day every day for eight months.”

promising to return to the campaign trail soon

A tiny, tiny little hand.

Yeah that seemed like a great environment for a really productive conversation with some folks totally willing to listen. /s

Congratulations, idiots, you just got Trump re-elected.

I honestly wonder if you’re blind to your own racism or if you just embrace it like Trump’s supporters do.

You’re basing this on the assumption that Republican voters use the same criteria when voting that Democrats use. I don’t believe that’s true. Nazi, Klan member, rapist—doesn’t seem to matter to Republicans as long as you have that little “R” next to your name. Democrats will burn you at the cross the second you accide…