You do realize how capitalism has immeasurably improved your life? And that you’re using the products of capitalism to...complain about capitalism? You understand how this statement reeks of entitlement, naiveté, and hypocrisy, right?

Fuck Justin.

I clicked for the bewbs so shrug

The paper’s actually pretty readable, if you’d take the time. This section seems relevant to your point:

This is just such a bizarre line of reasoning to me. Seems more like you just want license to say shitty things without repercussions. Like, what if a black man says “All white women are trash”? Is there an authoritative “oppression calculator” we can all reference to know when it is or isn’t okay to make broad…

I just get blackout drunk every night for months until the pain dulls enough to where I can function again. Time really flies!

Obligatory:

B-but...she’s an old. We want the people leading us to have as little life experience as possible, right?

Once again, you’re asking the wrong question. A hot dog is a taco. End of story.

I’ll tell you the plan. Impeachment proceedings hand control of the news cycle over to Trump _for the entirety of the 2020 election_. It riles up Trump’s supporters while simultaneously demoralizing Democrats over the inevitable loss in the Senate. Democrats lose. Again. But, remember, it’s more important to be…

I hope you get pooped on next by Trump.

Phew. I was scared we wouldn’t constantly be talking about Trump for one fucking second. Thanks for making this right.

You don’t give a *shit* about kids playing video games with “lootboxes”. You just want cheaper video games and are willing to legislate away your rights to get it.

What personal sacrifices have you made for this issue you seem to care about so much?

Yeah but how else am I gonna prove how not-racist I am if I don’t criticize this?

This is great! They should ban those filthy games that have violence in them, too. Nudity? Ban it. Cursing? Ban it. Women without their hair covered? Ban it. This is gonna be awesome. I love it when politicians decide what I can and can’t do, especially when it only affects me.

GW2 > GW1 > Everything else

Damnit, I’m really kicking myself for not making the Verby-Noun Game Engine a few years back. All the user would have to do is type in a verb and a noun then—BAM! Instant video game. I would’ve made billions. Billions!

Not really getting the outrage here. So far her offenses are:

Bwahahaha! You’re crackin me up. Are you serious with this? Dude, look at that building. She probably thought it was okay to tag that building because it’s a rundown shitty building covered in graffiti. She literally put graffiti on top of graffiti. And you want her to go to jail? Wow. This pearl-clutching internet…