Oh it is sooo satifsying watching him chase those damn monkeys down. I’m with you, dude. Fuck that green monkey.

If someone’s shown a blatant disregard for our laws and broken the social contract to a point where we felt the need to forcibly remove them, why on earth would we want their input on how to structure society? Once they’ve paid their debt, they should absolutely get their voting rights back since we consider them to…

The monkey also farts on you. It’s got some kinda intestinal disorder from feeding on giant rotten carp carcasses for so long.

Nah, birds are food. Can you eat the bird?

Whoa I might have to give this game another shot. That looks awesome.

This isn’t new or different. There are plenty of startups that organize themselves this way. It’s just that this model doesn’t scale past a handful of people, so those who do this either crash and burn (most likely) or they get their shit together and introduce an actual hierarchy.

Aw, poor David Cage. He tries.

I already uninstalled it to make room for The Division 2. Screw the naysayers, this game looks really cool and fun to play...except it bugged my account and I was never even able to select my first javelin. EA support was expectedly unhelpful (really? flush my DNS cache? wtf). It’s been *weeks* that you have players…

Truly the most important information I’ve received all day.

Whoa, never heard this before! Did you come up with this yourself? Super funny. You’re funny. You should do standup.

Mmm yes, I’m sure Libby Watson, “professional blogger,” knows more about the best path to universal health coverage than Nancy Pelosi, House Majority Leader and arguably the most powerful woman in the country.

I bet it smells pretty rank in there.

The only time I thought Hillary could actually win the election was during the 3rd debate where she actually showed some emotion in stating that she would defend Roe v. Wade. I think I literally yelled at the screen, “where the fuck has *that* candidate been?!”

What on earth is wrong with you people? How is “I disagree with the cost of this entirely optional cosmetic item in my preferred, entirely optional choice of *entertainment*” a controversy? Can someone explain this to me? It’s baffling. You know what I do when a luxury item I don’t need is not within my value range? I…

Get out.

Dunno, I’m not really hearing enough outrage in your statement. There’s no way for me to tell how not-racist you are. I mean, a guy wore a distasteful costume 40 years ago. How are you not freaking the fuck out right now?! YOU must be a racist, too! Witch! WITCH!! Burn them at the stake!

Kid’s not getting bullied because of his last name. He’s getting bullied because his best friend is his uncle.

It’s so terrible for people and society.

Given how much fun I had with the first Division, and how little fun I’ve had with Bioware’s last few games, it’s Division 2 for me.

Okay, but you’re gonna want a gun once you hit bat country.